I'm back from the BBQ
Turns out holding on to the rope for the zip line one handed is a lot harder that you'd think. So riding the zip line with my drink ended up with me mostly wearing it. Still totally worth it. And yes, thank you, the grass was nice and soft and landing on it really was my intended dismount method. Pics to follow once I get them from my sister.
Hmmm... I have a Yooka icon. But I seem to be missing an Antifreeze icon.