Where is all the Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte slash? Or fic, or really, just anything with Michael Phelps. ♥
Here's a couple I found:
Move But Stand in Place and
Few Words Worth by
cf33 Hit me gang! I need my Olympic fic!
ETA: Despite the fact that I happen to agree with Mr. Fantastic that Phelps is prolly the only guy who looks less goofy while wearing the swimming cap, my crush on him is reaching epic proportions.