Officer, I'm tired. can I sit?
Friday night.
was adam and timmy on perks night
so after we finished a 30 rack
I bought us a 10 dollar bottle of rum
bad idea.
we all died a little bit
i got a splinter?
the second we woke up
I realized i wanted nothing to do with ahangover
so i started pounding rum and coke
was cocked by noon
adam timmy and i and timmy's little sister
all had a snowball fight
like a REAL one with snow
not coccaine
then i realized i was drunk
and needed to go to the bank
took out money
then i bought a 30 rack
and we went to gareffi's house
to hang out with JOSE
and val
rolled a blunt
and bought teenage mutant ninja turtle happy meals
bought 2 more 30 rack's
and i dont really remember much else.
we went to a party somewhere...
i apparently fell INTO timmy
and tried to cover it up by saying i was giving him a hug
and i guess adam gave timmy the death stare
then i did a 20 step in a circle trying to...
stand still.
then i guess i asked timmy for another beer
and he wouldn't give me one
so i left.
adam drove himself home.
i still remember none of this
i got pulled over
even though i was already pulled over hahaha
did a sobriety test
blew a breathalizer
the cops thought i was great =] no lie haha
except for one of them
so I called him a dickfuck and that im sorry his life sucked
and he got pushed in lockers as a teenager.
i was like yeah, a 4'11 girl just said that to you.
HOW COOL IS YOUR LIFE.
I called my dad to bail me out.
I kept getting outa the handcuffs cause they were too big
i was a riot, not like...difficult
I cost 40 bucks to get outa jail
I have court on monday in clinton
im probably going to get a cinderella license
or juist get the charges dropped and be on probation
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. adam just goes "hey, we're both sober..how awkward is that"
and the truth is, it is.
i think my parents are gunna buy me something
they think i have a huge drinking problem
and am unhappy with living here
so maybe ill get an apartment outa it
thanks dad, material things dont make me happy
i drink everyday cause thats what i have for now.
in a year i wont be able to.
i wanna have a snowball fight....
was adam and timmy on perks night
so after we finished a 30 rack
I bought us a 10 dollar bottle of rum
bad idea.
we all died a little bit
i got a splinter?
the second we woke up
I realized i wanted nothing to do with ahangover
so i started pounding rum and coke
was cocked by noon
adam timmy and i and timmy's little sister
all had a snowball fight
like a REAL one with snow
not coccaine
then i realized i was drunk
and needed to go to the bank
took out money
then i bought a 30 rack
and we went to gareffi's house
to hang out with JOSE
and val
rolled a blunt
and bought teenage mutant ninja turtle happy meals
bought 2 more 30 rack's
and i dont really remember much else.
we went to a party somewhere...
i apparently fell INTO timmy
and tried to cover it up by saying i was giving him a hug
and i guess adam gave timmy the death stare
then i did a 20 step in a circle trying to...
stand still.
then i guess i asked timmy for another beer
and he wouldn't give me one
so i left.
adam drove himself home.
i still remember none of this
i got pulled over
even though i was already pulled over hahaha
did a sobriety test
blew a breathalizer
the cops thought i was great =] no lie haha
except for one of them
so I called him a dickfuck and that im sorry his life sucked
and he got pushed in lockers as a teenager.
i was like yeah, a 4'11 girl just said that to you.
HOW COOL IS YOUR LIFE.
I called my dad to bail me out.
I kept getting outa the handcuffs cause they were too big
i was a riot, not like...difficult
I cost 40 bucks to get outa jail
I have court on monday in clinton
im probably going to get a cinderella license
or juist get the charges dropped and be on probation
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. adam just goes "hey, we're both sober..how awkward is that"
and the truth is, it is.
i think my parents are gunna buy me something
they think i have a huge drinking problem
and am unhappy with living here
so maybe ill get an apartment outa it
thanks dad, material things dont make me happy
i drink everyday cause thats what i have for now.
in a year i wont be able to.
i wanna have a snowball fight....