Because all the cool kids are doing it...
SEVEN THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. Pregnancy.
2. Unplanned pregnancy.
3. Birth.
4. Tidal Waves.
5. Violence.
6. Arguments.
7. Overpopulation.
SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1. Ferret calendar. (Well, it's technically outside my room, but it is an important presence in my life.)
2. My Sonicare. mmmm...placque-killing electric toothbrushes. What's not to love? Also, it's apparently audible across the hall and a couple doors down.
3. The delightful modern art posters.
4. Bettie Page poster. <3
5. Collected Works of Jane Austen
6. Little Miss Sunshine
7. Makeup. Love.
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. I just bought a lot of holiday-theme underwear
2. I feel very put-upon by the institution that makes me wear bras.
3. Flip flops are my anti-drug.
4. My retirement plan involves moving to Ireland and growing pot. (ok, I got that from Saving Grace, but seriously, it could work. And it's a hell of a lot easier than starting a Roth IRA.)
5. I have a hella crush on Lana Lane when she is wearing only her underwear and swimming. (That might not really be relevant, because I think this is true for everyone. Woman looks good in lacy underthings.)
6. I can say the alphabet backwards very quickly.
7. When I was in second grade, I wanted to be buried in the Reedley Library when I died, with Caddie Woodlawn in my hands.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WISH TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Travel excessively.
2. Have a home I want to come back to.
3. Find some delightfully awesome lesbian to backpack across Europe/Middle East/Australia with
4. Make a lot of money and spend the majority of it on books and traveling.
5. Write The Great American Lesbian Novel. With lots of dragons. And lesbians.
6. Live abroad for longer than a year.
7. Become a foster parent and eventually adopt a child.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1. Juggle up to two beanie babies at a time.
2. Make excellent pasta sauce.
3. Bake pies.
4. Make a fool of myself in public.
5. Be super awkward for no other reason than my personal amusement.
6. Be flaky. I could almost be a professional in this category.
7. Dance in public with little to no thought of how foolish I might look.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. Deal with heights well.
2. Freak dance. Grind? Whatever kids are calling it these days.
3. Donate blood. *Mad Cow Disease. moo.*
4. Pluck my own eyebrows regularly.
5. Pull an all-nighter
6. Make small-talk for longer than 15 minutes.
7. Apparently, find 7 things I can't do.
SEVEN THINGS ON SOMEONE THAT CATCH YOUR ATTENTION
1. Intelligence. (i.e., the use of big words in sentences.)
2. Wittiness. Super-important. Always catches my attention.
3. Jaw-line.
4. Eyes
5. Makeup
6. Nose
7. Collar bones..
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. Is she a lesbian?
2. I think she's a lesbian.
3. Ah...she has a boyfriend.
4. Jennifer, let go!
5. *whine whine French homework paper thing whine whine*
6. I feel like/that... recently replaced by:
7. I understand. (usually when I've either been not paying attention to what someone's saying, or when I can't think of anything else to say.)
SEVEN CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. Leighton Meester
2. James Marsters
3. Bettie Page
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Kristin Kreuk (in her underwear)
6. Michael Rosenbaum (in anything at all, or nothing)
7. Ed Westwick
1. Pregnancy.
2. Unplanned pregnancy.
3. Birth.
4. Tidal Waves.
5. Violence.
6. Arguments.
7. Overpopulation.
SEVEN IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR ROOM
1. Ferret calendar. (Well, it's technically outside my room, but it is an important presence in my life.)
2. My Sonicare. mmmm...placque-killing electric toothbrushes. What's not to love? Also, it's apparently audible across the hall and a couple doors down.
3. The delightful modern art posters.
4. Bettie Page poster. <3
5. Collected Works of Jane Austen
6. Little Miss Sunshine
7. Makeup. Love.
SEVEN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. I just bought a lot of holiday-theme underwear
2. I feel very put-upon by the institution that makes me wear bras.
3. Flip flops are my anti-drug.
4. My retirement plan involves moving to Ireland and growing pot. (ok, I got that from Saving Grace, but seriously, it could work. And it's a hell of a lot easier than starting a Roth IRA.)
5. I have a hella crush on Lana Lane when she is wearing only her underwear and swimming. (That might not really be relevant, because I think this is true for everyone. Woman looks good in lacy underthings.)
6. I can say the alphabet backwards very quickly.
7. When I was in second grade, I wanted to be buried in the Reedley Library when I died, with Caddie Woodlawn in my hands.
SEVEN THINGS YOU WISH TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Travel excessively.
2. Have a home I want to come back to.
3. Find some delightfully awesome lesbian to backpack across Europe/Middle East/Australia with
4. Make a lot of money and spend the majority of it on books and traveling.
5. Write The Great American Lesbian Novel. With lots of dragons. And lesbians.
6. Live abroad for longer than a year.
7. Become a foster parent and eventually adopt a child.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN DO
1. Juggle up to two beanie babies at a time.
2. Make excellent pasta sauce.
3. Bake pies.
4. Make a fool of myself in public.
5. Be super awkward for no other reason than my personal amusement.
6. Be flaky. I could almost be a professional in this category.
7. Dance in public with little to no thought of how foolish I might look.
SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. Deal with heights well.
2. Freak dance. Grind? Whatever kids are calling it these days.
3. Donate blood. *Mad Cow Disease. moo.*
4. Pluck my own eyebrows regularly.
5. Pull an all-nighter
6. Make small-talk for longer than 15 minutes.
7. Apparently, find 7 things I can't do.
SEVEN THINGS ON SOMEONE THAT CATCH YOUR ATTENTION
1. Intelligence. (i.e., the use of big words in sentences.)
2. Wittiness. Super-important. Always catches my attention.
3. Jaw-line.
4. Eyes
5. Makeup
6. Nose
7. Collar bones..
SEVEN THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST
1. Is she a lesbian?
2. I think she's a lesbian.
3. Ah...she has a boyfriend.
4. Jennifer, let go!
5. *whine whine French homework paper thing whine whine*
6. I feel like/that... recently replaced by:
7. I understand. (usually when I've either been not paying attention to what someone's saying, or when I can't think of anything else to say.)
SEVEN CELEBRITY CRUSHES
1. Leighton Meester
2. James Marsters
3. Bettie Page
4. Gwen Stefani
5. Kristin Kreuk (in her underwear)
6. Michael Rosenbaum (in anything at all, or nothing)
7. Ed Westwick