Jan 10, 2006 14:43
...make fun of me or tell me i'm a prophet...i originally emailed this to aleen and jenn, but i'm curious what others think...
i was at church with jess kruse and i fell asleep. when i woke up, she was praying or something and i gathered my things and left because i was so tired. i came back later and church was going on. jess came and sat next to me. after the service was over, the visiting pastor came up to me and gave me a note and a gift. one of the gifts was a purse made out of birds. it was several sided and was pretty at first but then kinda gross because the purse was MADE out of birds. even thinking about it now disgusts me. (birds are so dirty.) so anyway, i'm carrying around this delicate purse for a while. we went somewhere else that was kinda like a treehouse, but not. and then i realized that i needed to feed the birds and take care of them so jess and i found a pet store. on the way in, i dropped this paper bag that the pastor had also given me. something broke but i wasn't sure what. when i got inside the pet store, all of a sudden there was a parrot on my shoulder. i asked the woman running the store where the parrot had come from. she said she didn't know. i hesitantly looked in the bag (i didn't want to look in the bag because i was icked out for some reason). There were several eggs in the bag of different sizes. The parrot had come out of one of the eggs. And other eggs were cracked and open as well. A large puppy came out of one of the eggs. So now I've got a puppy, a parrot and a purse made out of birds. So, I give the puppy to the pet store owner. She feeds him and agrees to take care of him. I also convince her to take the parrot. Then I realize that there's also bird food in the bag...which is good because by now, I'm almost certain that I've killed the birds. I open the bird seed and there's some green material in there (sorta looks like that fake green grass they put in sushi containers, but bigger) that you can use as a pen for the birds to feed in. I take out one long piece of bird feed (the seeds and stuff are somehow stuck to a long piece of board or fabric). I lay the feed out...And then I woke up.