Today. Today I bought 48 forks. 48 forks to eat one salad. 48 bites. It took me 48 bites with 48 seperate forks. It was one of those random things that made me smile
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You've been given a rare opprotunity you know: to say the "Sir did you drop your cheese?" has been the dream of many people for years and years... my dream for years and years. Oh shit. I mean, at work, Jim drops cheese on the floor all the time, but he just starts yelling "FUCK FUCK JIMMINY CHRISTMAS", leaving me no chance to say it. You're so lucky.
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P.s. I loled again. This is getting worse.
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