something totally pointless and funny.
I 'm still going through my files and what not and I found some pretty funny "short stories" that me and Sammy wrote one day at like, four in the morning during Christmas break of...'07? I might post them later on during the week so you guys can have a few giggles. But, okay...this is totally random, me and Ashley and Crystal used to "prank" people on aim,. (We'd go in chatrooms, get peoples SN's and go on as screen names we made up.) ("DIPSY HAS STDS X"-me, "YOSHI HAS STDS xo" - ashley, "LILcrzEVRgirl"-crystal) and I thought i'd share with you the lameness that is me pranking someone last summer...here we gooooo
dipsy has stds x; clearly me.
ipeefreely31000; random person from chatroom.
they were fun, the only person who actually played along. i kind of want to talk to them again. i think i might. later, though.
DIPSY has STDS x: *SAYS IN RETARD VOICE* hi
ipeefreely31000: O_o
ipeefreely31000: Howdy.
DIPSY has STDS x: I like eggs!
ipeefreely31000: How?
DIPSY has STDS x: What?
ipeefreely31000: How do you like them
DIPSY has STDS x: I'm on drugs!
ipeefreely31000: Eggs on drugs
DIPSY has STDS x: drugs on eggs
ipeefreely31000: On drug Eggs
DIPSY has STDS x: eggs drug on
ipeefreely31000: On eggs drug
DIPSY has STDS x: Ah, you're cool. I like meth!
ipeefreely31000: It's alright.
DIPSY has STDS x: I like pink meth better than regular meth, its just more juicy that way!
ipeefreely31000: Ever had alabama liquid snake?
DIPSY has STDS x: What?!?!!?
DIPSY has STDS x: Is that some kind of insult?
ipeefreely31000: That's a no O_O
ipeefreely31000: SHAME
DIPSY has STDS x: man i'm sad now.
ipeefreely31000: You should be.
DIPSY has STDS x: Man, you tryin' to make me pee my pants?
ipeefreely31000: Probably
ipeefreely31000: You should.
ipeefreely31000: For kicks
DIPSY has STDS x: I should...I'm just to lazy
ipeefreely31000: You can ever be to lazy to pee.
ipeefreely31000: Just let 'er rip!
DIPSY has STDS x: *dipsy has stds x just peed her pants*
ipeefreely31000: That's semi-erotic.
DIPSY has STDS x: *ponders* It is, isn't it? How charming.
DIPSY has STDS x: I'm bored. Entertain me?
ipeefreely31000: The hell I will.
ipeefreely31000: I'm not some Harry Hine's Hooker.
DIPSY has STDS x: I'm sorry :[ Forgive me? Please, I can change!
ipeefreely31000: You said this in the past..
ipeefreely31000: YOU DIDN'T CHANGE THEN!
DIPSY has STDS x: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!!! For real this time.
DIPSY has STDS x: Pinky promise!
ipeefreely31000: No.
ipeefreely31000: Get out of here.
ipeefreely31000: Take everything.
DIPSY has STDS x: *cries* But---But....
ipeefreely31000: BUT NOTHING
ipeefreely31000: DAMMIT
ipeefreely31000: I said leave!
DIPSY has STDS x: can i come back now? i left?
ipeefreely31000: No.
DIPSY has STDS x: I'll give you a nickle?
ipeefreely31000: That's chump change.
ipeefreely31000: And lady, I'm no chump.
DIPSY has STDS x: I'm a chimp
ipeefreely31000: Ew.
DIPSY has STDS x: Omg they had monkeys on spongebob this morning
ipeefreely31000: They cannot be on spongebob.
ipeefreely31000: Just doesn't make sense...
ipeefreely31000: The hell with their logic
ipeefreely31000: If a yellow sponge and a pink star fish can be gay together; then who am I to question monkeys on the show.
DIPSY has STDS x: You get an A in todays lesson.
ipeefreely31000: Keep your A.
DIPSY has STDS x: Fine, heres a B instead!
DIPSY has STDS x: Gosh, you're so difficult, no wonder why I left you!
ipeefreely31000: Keep your B!
ipeefreely31000: I knew you'd say something like that.
ipeefreely31000: Always going back to the past.
DIPSY has STDS x: I do not always go back to the past! I go back to the future!
ipeefreely31000: WELL, I WENT BACK TO THE FUTURE II.
ipeefreely31000: Whatever that could mean.
DIPSY has STDS x: phil of the future?
ipeefreely31000: Nah, he is kinda queer.
DIPSY has STDS x: I know right?
ipeefreely31000: Yeah..Just said he was.
DIPSY has STDS x: Don't back sass me, this is what made me leave the third time!
ipeefreely31000: Well
ipeefreely31000: If you didn't leave the kitchen all the time
ipeefreely31000: THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE A DAMN PROBLEM
ipeefreely31000: BUT NO
ipeefreely31000: YOU HAD TO GO ON THINKING YOU COULD DO ANYTHING BUT COOK
DIPSY has STDS x: I can fly okay! I can't help it i have these talents, stop being so jealous!
ipeefreely31000: Flying isn't allowed in the kitchen.
ipeefreely31000: Speaking of which
ipeefreely31000: WHO LET YOU OUT
DIPSY has STDS x: Go make me a sandwhich!
ipeefreely31000: AND WHO TAUGHT YOU TO USE A COMPUTER?!
ipeefreely31000: They ought to be hung.
DIPSY has STDS x: Oh admit it, I brought some spice to your night.
ipeefreely31000: I didn't need spice.
ipeefreely31000: I wanted some sugar
DIPSY has STDS x: Aw, man I'm sad now :[
ipeefreely31000: It's alright.
ipeefreely31000: We parted.
ipeefreely31000: I found someone.
ipeefreely31000: You found a donkey show in mexico.
DIPSY has STDS x: I actually got married in Vegas.
ipeefreely31000: Yeah?
ipeefreely31000: How'd that work out?
DIPSY has STDS x: Eh, she was a skank. Or was that a He i can't remember
ipeefreely31000: Well
ipeefreely31000: In Vegas...
ipeefreely31000: So...both.
DIPSY has STDS x: so true
ipeefreely31000: Could've been a vampire.
DIPSY has STDS x: Jolly wise, you're right! Wait, I'm a vampire. *CHOMP CHOMP*
ipeefreely31000: Werewolves 'ull get ya
DIPSY has STDS x: mmmm donuts.
ipeefreely31000: What kind?
DIPSY has STDS x: Chocolate.
ipeefreely31000: And
ipeefreely31000: Where the hell did you find donuts at this hour?
DIPSY has STDS x: Under my couch
ipeefreely31000: Nice spot
DIPSY has STDS x: I know right?
DIPSY has STDS x: Great spot.
ipeefreely31000: Dirty spot.
ipeefreely31000: You probably found ten dollars and a used condom stuck to it.
DIPSY has STDS x: Pretty much.
ipeefreely31000: Oh
ipeefreely31000: Gross
DIPSY has STDS x: Its normal mane.
ipeefreely31000: Just hope the condom wasn't turned inside out.
ipeefreely31000: Spermicide is mad sick.
DIPSY has STDS x: forizzle.
DIPSY has STDS x: So can I come back yet?
ipeefreely31000: I moved.
ipeefreely31000: Sure
DIPSY has STDS x: darn tootin' skippy
ipeefreely31000: Timmy Toot Toot.
DIPSY has STDS x: Toot Toot Timmy
ipeefreely31000: From Ned's.
ipeefreely31000: With Cookie.
DIPSY has STDS x: Oh wow, good job! Imma sing a long to Hannah Montana *you get the best of both worlds* thats al I know.
ipeefreely31000: She is a dirty skank.
DIPSY has STDS x: I know right? She's actually my idol, I wanna be just like her one day.
ipeefreely31000: Show your naked back
ipeefreely31000: To your fans.
ipeefreely31000: And have sex with boys in your room.
ipeefreely31000: All the time.
DIPSY has STDS x: Sounds like fun. Woooooooo,
ipeefreely31000: California hookers would say that.
DIPSY has STDS x: I am a California hooker.
ipeefreely31000: Hookers smell like Daisys.
DIPSY has STDS x: Thats charming.
ipeefreely31000: It's not.
DIPSY has STDS x: is too
ipeefreely31000: Is not.
DIPSY has STDS x: yes it is
ipeefreely31000: No, it's not.
DIPSY has STDS x: Okay sorry.
DIPSY has STDS x: I apologize.
ipeefreely31000: Best.
ipeefreely31000: I was about to report you to Chris Hanson.
DIPSY has STDS x: man why did you have to harsh my mellow
ipeefreely31000: It had to be done.
DIPSY has STDS x: ever since I cna remember I've been poppin' my colar.
ipeefreely31000: You that fly?
DIPSY has STDS x: Yes, I am.
ipeefreely31000: Damn.
ipeefreely31000: You're more G than the letter itself.
DIPSY has STDS x: Gangsta Shap
ipeefreely31000: Straight up
DIPSY has STDS x: what it do do tell it on the bizzang
ipeefreely31000: You're a baddy baddy lamatai tebby chai!
DIPSY has STDS x: backatcha big boy
ipeefreely31000: Kapa-town!
DIPSY has STDS x: kapa-feel
ipeefreely31000: Baby
DIPSY has STDS x: Imma be honest, you lost me like five mins ago. I'm a lil white girl wearing a hello kitty shirt and my little pony pj's. I don't know what the fuck's going onnnn.
ipeefreely31000: I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!