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[girlwithabow]

You know, I was going to go out and look for a job since it seems like I'm stuck here for the long haul or at least until we found a way back to New York. But then I realized... everybody is talking to themselves, arguing with themselves and typing things that just aren't true (this means you, Teddy.) And I decided I would probably be safer if I

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[punnotintended]

Do you really want a bed Tommy's been sleeping on?

[girlwithabow]

Well, I'm pretty sure Tommy's slept on this couch, so it's not like I have much of a say in that, do I?

[punnotintended]

Yeah, but a bed seems so much more intimate and stuff. At least you can throw a cover over a couch.

Or... we could just go out and buy a new mattress.

[girlwithabow]

Even with a cover, this couch still might feel like I'm sleeping on a ton of bricks.

I like the sound of a new mattress. The problem comes with the bedframe because I don't think Tommy will give that up so easily. But I've never backed down from a fight before.

[punnotintended]

I'm sure a ton of bricks would feel a lot more scratchy and bumpy.

We can just gank the bed frame for now, and if Tommy pitches a fit you guys can play paper rock scissors.

[girlwithabow]

You know what I meant, Billy.

Or he can just not pitch a fit, period.

[punnotintended]

I'm just saying the brick comparison is a little too strong. Maybe a bed of marbles of something... but bricks is kind of harsh.

But you know he will, and he'll say we're all ganging up on him or something.

[girlwithabow]

I'm sure I hurt the couch's feelings. I'll go apologize right now.

It won't be the first time we did.

[punnotintended]

Be sure to give it an extra long hug, just in case.

I guess so, and I guess he'd have a point. He's not so bad, you know?

[girlwithabow]

Right. And I'll pet it and call it George.

He's not, but let's not say that too loud. We don't need to have a cockier Tommy that we already have.

[punnotintended]

Hey, the couch is totally a Frank.

Tommy isn't the one with super hearing. He's probably blown out his eardrums from his music by now.

[girlwithabow]

Did you ask it?

We can only wish.

[punnotintended]

I have a 6h sense for couches.

I guess it's easy to forget Tommy can read. Surprising as it is.

[girlwithabow]

I wonder if that could be considered a superpower of some sort. I totally peg you as Couch Talker Man.

It's surprising that he knows how to count too.

[punnotintended]

It'd be a pretty lame superpower, but it'd at least land me on Oprah. "What does your couch think of you? The Couch Talker Man speaks!"

He also knows Chile is south of Florida. When will the surprises ever stop?

[girlwithabow]

Imagine the things a couch could say. Actually, I don't. My brain can't take that.

Are you sure he didn't mean chili over Chile?