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[girlwithabow]

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[repeatshimself]

'sup.

Dude I can't believe I missed seeing Eli, but that's what I get for developing mildly paranoid tendencies that my mom was lurking somewhere on the 'work.

[girlwithabow]

I thought you were hiding because you had one too many Oreos and you were scared he'd smell it on your breath.

[repeatshimself]

My Oreo habit is under control, okay?

[girlwithabow]

So explain the empty pack that's still on the counter.

[repeatshimself]

I had to throw them out the window to appease the masses.

[girlwithabow]

So that's how you get rid of fangirls. Why didn't you tell me this the last time they shoved those stories in my face?

[repeatshimself]

I only learned about it this time?

[girlwithabow]

Then we need to keep a steady supply of them just in case.

[repeatshimself]

That is absolutely the best idea ever thought up by anyone.

[girlwithabow]

That's why I stick around you guys.

[repeatshimself]

Because I frequently praise your ability to allow me access to junk food?

[girlwithabow]

That and you're appreciative of my ability to turn a blind eye to your intake of said junk food.

[repeatshimself]

If I got fat, that might be a problem.

And even, as long as I could still fly...I mean, right?

[girlwithabow]

I trust you enough to magick the pounds away.

Flying might be easy, landing might not be.

[repeatshimself]

Billy Kaplan, amazing flying lump.

[girlwithabow]

We should change your codename to like... The Blob or something.