Psh.
Woot. Rejected by aristocracy. NOW I do feel ugly. Rofl. But I'll live. :P
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LOL! I found this in my email. Got it from my school church thing.
an old man stood at the balcony of his house. he was obviously rich, living
in a lavish house, overlooking the town of which a majority of properties
belonged to him. he thought to himself, " what a beautiful life i have.
prosperity."
"grandpa!! grandpa!!"
his grandson went up to him. hugged him tightly. gave him a kiss on the
cheek.
" yes my dear sweetheart!"
"grandpa!! who was the greatest man you've ever met in your life? tell me!"
without hesitation, he replied, " Jesus!"
"really? you really did meet him?", asked the young boy with curiousity in
his eyes. " tell me more!"
" i met Him, spoke to Him, and saw Him face to face. it was a beautiful
experience."
" wow! grandpa! that's so awesome!!"
" and He even asked me to follow him!"
" so grandpa, did you follow the Master? did you?"
at this point, the man hesitated. there was a heavy load on his chest.
sadness and regret. quietly, he let his grandson down, and walked into his
room, locking the door behind him.
" did you?".. the question resonated in his head. "did you?"
on his knees he knelt. and bitterly he wept.
" why didn't i follow him?"
remember this.
a lifetime of comfort could very well lead to an eternity of regret.
ROFLMAO. That cracked me up :D
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LOL! I found this in my email. Got it from my school church thing.
an old man stood at the balcony of his house. he was obviously rich, living
in a lavish house, overlooking the town of which a majority of properties
belonged to him. he thought to himself, " what a beautiful life i have.
prosperity."
"grandpa!! grandpa!!"
his grandson went up to him. hugged him tightly. gave him a kiss on the
cheek.
" yes my dear sweetheart!"
"grandpa!! who was the greatest man you've ever met in your life? tell me!"
without hesitation, he replied, " Jesus!"
"really? you really did meet him?", asked the young boy with curiousity in
his eyes. " tell me more!"
" i met Him, spoke to Him, and saw Him face to face. it was a beautiful
experience."
" wow! grandpa! that's so awesome!!"
" and He even asked me to follow him!"
" so grandpa, did you follow the Master? did you?"
at this point, the man hesitated. there was a heavy load on his chest.
sadness and regret. quietly, he let his grandson down, and walked into his
room, locking the door behind him.
" did you?".. the question resonated in his head. "did you?"
on his knees he knelt. and bitterly he wept.
" why didn't i follow him?"
remember this.
a lifetime of comfort could very well lead to an eternity of regret.
ROFLMAO. That cracked me up :D