if you are

[girlthatthinks]

eating soup and find 1 green bean, is it an ingredient or a mistake?

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[girlwithcat]

are you CERTAIN it was a green bean?

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[girlthatthinks]

of course, you would ask me that.

so, i was at the gym last night, and a dropped a weight (b/c of my bum arm) on my own toe.

can you just come here and kill me? let's just get this over with.

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[girlwithcat]

i was one rain-soaked, germ-laden railing away from falling down the stairs at the metro today.

i would come there, but i would likely injure myself on the way, rendering myself unable to kill you.

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[girlthatthinks]

maybe if i start walking south, and you start walking north, we'll bump into each other and both slip into comas.

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[girlwithcat]

ha. as if fate would deliver us such a gracious blow.
wed likely walk a quarter of a mile parallel to one another and end up at two opposite ends of the planet, freezing, starving, and alone. ;)

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[girlthatthinks]

new year's positvity- tally ho!

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[girlwithcat]

i know. i think im subconsiously matching your newfound positivity with a double order of negative.

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[girlthatthinks]

then the universe is duly balanced.