ohmygod

[girlthatthinks]

why is there a parade with santa and way too many children going on in my office the day after the holiday party?
why?
why are there bells and whistles and screaming children everywhere?
tiny devils, all of them.
and why santa? there are jewish people here, hello?
there was zero mention of Hanukah here. zero.
shut up all of you!!! someone kill me.
beat me to death with a hoe.
ho ho.
ohmyhead.