WOULD YOU RATHER…
1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Nose/septum.
2. Serious or be funny?: I like to have fun, but I am really good at being serious.
3. Drink whole or skim milk? Italian soda.
4. Die in a fire or drown? Drown.
ARE YOU…
1. Simple or complicated? No one is simple.
2. Gay? No.
3. Hardcore? XXX bring back prohibition. Riiiiiight.
4. Honest? Yes, that is why girls hate me.
DO YOU PREFER…
1. Flowers or angels?: daisies.
2. Gray or black?: Grey.
3. Color or Black and white photos?: Depends.
4. Lust or love?: Love, duh.
5. Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset.
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: Taste the Rainbow, Sluts.
7. Rap or rock?: Kanye and Les Savy Fav.
8. Staying up late or waking up early? Waking up early on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
9. Eating apples or oranges? Apples.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY…
1. Do you like anyone?: Yes.
2. Do they know it?: C’mon.
DO YOU PREFER…
1. Being hot or cold?: Cold.
2. Sun or moon?: Moon, the sun reflects off my glasses and I can’t see or put on sunglasses.
3. Winter or Fall?: Fall
4. Left or right?: Right.
5. Sun or rain?: Sun.
6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?: Neither, I do like moose tracks though.
7. Boys or girls: BOIZZZZZZ
ABOUT YOU…
What time is it?: 12:12
Name?: Mary
Nickname(s): Everyone calls me Mary. Genna called me a bitch once.
WHAT DO YOU WANT…
Where do you want to live?: Toronto.
How many kids do you want?: None or a lot.
What kind of job do you want?: House Wife.
Do you want to get married?: Yes.
UNIQUE…
1. Nervous Habits?: Well, I have panic attacks when I see people I don’t like.
2. Are you double jointed?: Very much so. It is pretty sick actually.
3. Can you roll your tongue?: Yes.
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: No, I am not the Rock.
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes, I do daily.
6. Do you make your bed daily?: I try to.
CLOTHES, ETC…
1. Which shoe goes on first?: Right.
2. Ever thrown one at someone?: Yes.
3. On the average, how much money do you carry in your wallet? $20.
4. What jewelry do you mostly wear?: Dolphin earrings, plugs, bracelet from the arcade, skull bracelet, and necklace.
FOOD…
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: I don’t like spaghetti.
2. Have you ever eaten Spam?: Never.
3. Favorite ice cream flavor? Moose Tracks or Pralines 'N Cream.
4. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: 3.
5. What's your favorite beverage?: Wildberry Italian Soda.
GROOMiNG…
1. How often do you brush your teeth?: 3x a day.
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part?: Down and straight.
3. Have u ever dyed/highlighted your hair? Yes.
MANNERS…
1. Do you swear?: I don’t like to, but I do.
2. Do you ever spit?: When I use mouthwash.
3. You cook your own food: Most of the time.
4. You do your own chores: Yes.
5. You got laid today?: Are you kidding me?!
6. You like beef jerky?: No, but Pete does.
7. You like Pepsi or Coke?: Dr. Pepper is the best cola in existence. End of Story.
8. You plan on going to college?: In September.
9. You're happy with your hair?: Very much so.
10. You own a dog: Yes.
11. You spend your money wisely?: No, I spend too much of it on food.
12. You're always making new friends?: No.
14. Have you ever got bored so you call a friend?: Yes.
15. You're patient?: I try to be.
16. You like this survey?: It’s not too bad.
LET'S BE HONEST…In the last month have you…
1. Had sex: Srsly…C’mon.
2. Bought something: Yes.
3. Gotten sick: Yes.
4. Sang: Yes.
5. Been kissed: Yes.
7. Felt stupid: Yes.
8. Missed someone: Colleeeeeen! BFF!!
9. Got drunk: Close…
10. Gotten high: No.
11. Danced crazy: DUH!!
12. Gotten your haircut: Nope J
13. Watched cartoons: No.
14. Lied: Probably.
LAST PERSON THAT…
1. Slept in your bed: Me.
2. Saw you cry: Shawn.
3. Made you cry: No one really.
4. Went to the movies with you: Kevin.
5. You went to the mall with: Alex and Kat. WOOOO!!
8. You talked on the phone with: Shawn.
9. You Said 'I love you' to: Shawn.
10. Broke your heart: Whoopi Goldberg.
11. Made you laugh: Shawn.
12. Bought you something: Mama Bear.
HAVE YOU EVER…
1. Wished you were the opposite sex: No.
2. Snuck out of your house: When I was 15.
3. Gave money to a homeless person: No.
I THINK I'LL DO ANOTHER...
[Currently…]
//currently reading: ‘Tis by Frank McCourt
//currently listening to: You Can See by Deerhoof
//currently writing: Nothing.
//currently watching: Whoopi Goldberg in “Corrina, Corrina”
//currently wishing: I wish it were next Friday.
//currently wanting: To snuggle.
//currently in [what room are you in]: Basement.
//currently wearing: jeans, skate or die shirt, crème colored hoodie, warm socks, underpants.
[What's to your…]
//whats to your right?: the sofa.
//whats to your left?: a bookshelf.
//whats in front of you?: my computer, a wall.
//whats behind you?: another room.
[Favorites]
//favorite book[s]: Memoirs of a Geisha, Angela’s Ashes, Breakfast At Tiffany’s, In Cold Blood
//favorite song[s]: (at the moment) Anticipation by Blonde Redhead & The Charging Sky by Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins.
//favorite artist[s]: Shoot me, I’m a sucker for Andy Warhol. I love Rosenquist and Basquiat, too.
//favorite writer[s]: Truman Capote.
//favorite food[s]: Taco Smell or Chicken Kiev.
//favorite color[s]: Yellow.
//favorite subject in school: Drawing or Math.
//favorite room in your house: Kitchen.
//favorite place to be: Work.
//favorite movie[s]: Noi. Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost In New York.
//favorite tv show[s]: Jeopardy and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
//favorite store[s]: Parisian.
/favorite clothing brands[s]: w/e
[Love Life]
//boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes.
//if so, how long?: a year and then some.
//if not, do you want one?: n/a
//have you ever told anyone [other than family members] you loved them?: yes.
//did you mean it?: at the time.
//how many guys have you kissed?: do gay boizzz count???
//how many girls have you kissed?: I kiss my friends on the cheek.
//how many guys have you dated?: does middle school count?? I’ll say 4.
//how many girls have you dated?: thousands.
//what do you look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend? [physically]: eyes, facial hair, taller than me.
//what do you look for in a boyfriend or girlfriend? [personality]: good sense of humor, understanding, thoughtful.
//longest relationship?: this one, baybee.
//shortest relationship?: a week. pathetic.
[Have You Ever…]
//drank alcohol?: yes
//smoked?: yes
[Do You…]
//drink alcohol?: not really.
//smoke?: no.
//watch porn?: not Srsly.
//do drugs?: no.
//self-harm?: no.
[Your Bed]
//size: full.
//sheets: baby blue.
//how many pillows: three.
//stuffed animals: lola the elephant and walter the bear.
[Odds n Ends]
//Obsessions: making ugly faces.
//bad habits: making ugly faces.
//weird fact about yourself: I am supposed to wear a mouth guard to sleep.
//what kind of music are you into?: good music, but if Andy asks “I listen to everything.”
//best concert: the good life.
[This or That]
//summer or winter: summer.
//spring or fall: spring.
//summer or fall: end of summer/beginning of fall.
//winter or spring. spring.
//clean or dirty: clean, but messy.
//night or day: day.
//rain or shine: partly cloudy.
//grass or pavement: grass.
//radio or cds: cds.
//vhs or dvd: vhs.
//board games or computer games: board games.
//light or dark: both.
//movies or mall: movies.
//football or hockey: football.
//hockey or lacrosse: lacrosse.
[In Your Own Words]
//your life motto: I don't have one, but it should be something ridiculous. Any Suggestions?
[Quotes]
//favorite quote: “I like boring things.” Andy Warhol
//favorite lyric: sorry, I don’t live my life through lyrics.
//favorite oxymoron: jumbo shrimp. I also enjoy when black people have the last name ‘White’.
[Personal Hygiene]
//do you shower every day?: yes.
//what toothpaste do you use?: a special kind for my sensitive teeth.
//do you floss?: I have to.
//mouthwash?: yes, Listerine.
//deodorant?: yes, according to chelsea’s mom it smellz like candy.
//shampoo?: yes.
//conditioner?: no.
//body wash?: soap.
//face wash?: nope.
[Make-up]
//foundation?: no.
//powder?: no.
//eyeliner?: yes.
//mascara?: yes.
//eyeshadow?: sometimes.
//lipstick or lipgloss?: no.
[Primping]
//shaving or waxing?: shaving.
//tweezing or waxing?: tweezer.
//barber or salon?: Colleen.
//straigtening or curling?: I straigten my hair e’rday.
[Looks]
//hair color: brown.
//eye color: dark brown.
//skin color: light.
//nail color: red.
//height: 5'6"
//weight: 107 lbs
//build: akward.
[How Often Do You…]
//go shopping?: twice a month, probably.
//go to the movies?: like once every 2 months.
//go out for dinner?: YES!!
//clean: every week.
//exercise: never.
//watch tv: when I’m with shawn.
//read: befre bed.
//go online: everyday.