The Two-Minute Haggadah

[girlspell]

Because there is a full moon out tonight, it's time for......

A Freilach & Zisen Pesach

In case you want to 'read ahead' for Pesach ....

The Two-Minute Haggadah

A Passover service for the impatient.
  By Michael Rubiner

Opening prayers:
  Thanks, G-d, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)
  Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)

Overview:
  Once we

Comments

[girlspell]

:) Thank you. The Sedar was very nice.

[kaolinfire]

hilarious :)

[girlspell]

Isn't it though? I do love it. From the time I was a little kid....

[paladin_4hpu]

Ya know... it's been so long since I attended a Seder that I forgot some of the finer points of the celebration. I never knew about the 'slouching' part. Oi ve!

I always get such a kick out of comedic skits where people of a particular faith poke fun at their own religion's Traditions. (*Wow, now Fiddler on a Roof is coming back to me) Me being Catholic, you can imagine how much fun we make of our own "kneeling-n-standing" ritual at services.

How have things been down in MD lately? Any goods news to share? I know the Terps didn't go too deep into the Final 4 but, hopefully Spring is distracting everyone.

I hope that your Passover is quiet and restful, Rachel. =)

~Sean

[girlspell]

It was pretty good. Thank you.

Slouching on pillows is symbolic of a better life (then what we had) Building all those pyramids got to be a drag. I never did though. My dad did. :)

[mhersheybar]

LOL - I always wondered where my dad got his notes for the Seder! I hope you're having a good Pesach.

[girlspell]

Im enjoying myself. Forced sparation from bread is both good and bad. Good because you get skinny, bad because matzoh is no substitute.