FEMINISM
We get so mad when some nitwit says she’s not a feminist. I guess if you’re cool with being raped all the time and having no options in life other than being a baby machine or a prostitute, then yeah, you’re probably not a feminist. But if you enjoy birth-control pills and not being beaten up by your owner-I mean, husband-then you pretty much are one so you may as well stop shaving your legs right now. Just kidding. Somewhere along the way feminism got a bad rep, but it doesn’t mean you have to be a sourpuss or that you can’t write tongue-in-cheek articles riddled with silly gender stereotypes. All it means is that you don’t hate yourself.
the above is from
the vice guide to girls, brought to you via the journal of a lovely lady. it is, to quote megan, "the best thing i've read in a long time. srsly. i was going to pick out my favorite lines, but theres too many. and the honorable mentions are fucking hilarious."
if you like laughing, you should read it.