really this just isn't funny:
Do let us know when you finally figure out how to balance your need for a deep, warm relationship with the reality that you've got more trust issues than all the Corleones and Sopranos combined. What's making everything so complex? Just this aspect of the Saturn-Neptune dilemma: as hard as you try to maintain boundaries and stay steady, sober, and on course, you feel an equally powerful urge to break your own rules and escape from the fact that you are boring yourself to death. - leo
Chances are that when Saturn moves into an earth sign this fall, you'll sort out your emotions and stop suffering in secret over personal issues that seem to have no resolution. Believing they do takes faith, and you can never be sure if you're being guided by a higher force or just making a damned fool of yourself. Since you can't solve the riddle now anyway, maybe you should just let your fertile, restless mind wander where it will, indulge the occasional naughty impulse, and keep hiding all the turmoil you feel inside. - virgo
Will the universe never leave you alone long enough to enjoy a plate of carbohydrates in peace? It probably seems that the infernal Saturn-Neptune opposition will go on forever, forcing you to spend all your energy handling seductive but impossibly controlling people. And all because of money. Go ahead and blame the planets-including this month's 7th-house T square-but consider this: if you feel drained by others, think how tough it is for them to deal with your brand of bullying. And all because of money. - taurus
fuck it dude.
also, for a glimpse into my life, i just received an email with the subject line "speculum decorating party!!!" - what it is to volunteer at the feminist women's health center.