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So. I'm bored. Bored... but tanned. Yesh, I actually have a tan. I think I overdid it slightly on my chest though because it is slightly red. And by slightly I mean quite a lot red and it hurts when I press on it. Not that I make a habit of pressing on my chest but you know. It better have gone brown by tomorrow, but ho hum, this is good practise for my holiday, which we WILL be going on.
Hmmm. So what have I done this week? Feck all really apart from on Friday which was trés trés bien and amusant. First of all we went round to Laura's and got very lairy. Then we took some absolute comedy pictures of us in a wheelchair which is comedy at it's best as I'm sure you will agree. But alas the pics didn't turn out because of my STUPID camera. After that we got even more lairy and took comedy pictures (minus the wheelchair though) with Laura's much better camera. Then I decided I needed the toilet so off I went to the toilet not expecting to be disturbed when all of a sudden Kerry bursts in on me and tries to take a picture!! But she missed and took a picture of the door instead hahaha. Anyway, it was extremely funny and laughter plus alcohol meant that Kez was sick haha and me being the good friend that I am obviously took a picture of the great moment. Genius.
After Kez had got it all out of her system we decided to randomly hop on a bus (as you do), so we hopped on this bus that had an absolute legend of a bus driver called Phil. We had many comedy conversations with him such as when we were singing Hounds Of Love and Every Day I Love You Less And Less and he commented on our singing, to which I replied "WE'RE IN A BAND!" and Loz added "WE'RE GOING TO BE FAMOUS!" We then told him we would dedicate a song to him and carried on with out drunken conversations, all of which I have on video haha and it is quite simply legendary.
Once we got into Blackpool the funniest thing of the night happened which made me almost wet myself from laughing hahahahaha... we got off at the bus station and we were desperate for the loo so we ran to those portaloo thingies in the bus station... anyway Kez yanks the door of one of them open and theres a woman inside it (i like to think she was foreign) with her pants round her ankles going "NO NO!" Hahahahahahahahaha i absolutely burst every funny fuse I have... it was so so so funny. Ohhh God I'm laughing just thinking about. After we had calmed down we went to KFC and then decided to go to the tram stop so we could catch the last tram because we couldn't afford to get a taxi. At the tram stop we got harrassed by random Londoners who me and Loz ended up accidentally kissing (but we really had no choice as they were very persistant plus we were still slightly drunk) but luckily we got saved by a tram. On the tram there were more comedy moments to be had because the tram woman was foreign and someone asked for The Savoy Hotel and she said "What? Fleetwood?" which is clearly funny in anyone's language. Then there was a big hoohaa with some girls who had an invalid ticket or something and at first I felt sorry for them but they turned out to be right knobs and were giving us dirties when we got off the tram. I tell ya everywhere we go we get dirties or harassed or something. Kids today. Tsk.
On Saturday I just worked, and on Sunday we went to Blackpool. Tonight I might be going to a gig if it's still on and I really should revise for my Drama and Media exams some time this half term. But I know I won't. Ah well.
Hmmm. So what have I done this week? Feck all really apart from on Friday which was trés trés bien and amusant. First of all we went round to Laura's and got very lairy. Then we took some absolute comedy pictures of us in a wheelchair which is comedy at it's best as I'm sure you will agree. But alas the pics didn't turn out because of my STUPID camera. After that we got even more lairy and took comedy pictures (minus the wheelchair though) with Laura's much better camera. Then I decided I needed the toilet so off I went to the toilet not expecting to be disturbed when all of a sudden Kerry bursts in on me and tries to take a picture!! But she missed and took a picture of the door instead hahaha. Anyway, it was extremely funny and laughter plus alcohol meant that Kez was sick haha and me being the good friend that I am obviously took a picture of the great moment. Genius.
After Kez had got it all out of her system we decided to randomly hop on a bus (as you do), so we hopped on this bus that had an absolute legend of a bus driver called Phil. We had many comedy conversations with him such as when we were singing Hounds Of Love and Every Day I Love You Less And Less and he commented on our singing, to which I replied "WE'RE IN A BAND!" and Loz added "WE'RE GOING TO BE FAMOUS!" We then told him we would dedicate a song to him and carried on with out drunken conversations, all of which I have on video haha and it is quite simply legendary.
Once we got into Blackpool the funniest thing of the night happened which made me almost wet myself from laughing hahahahaha... we got off at the bus station and we were desperate for the loo so we ran to those portaloo thingies in the bus station... anyway Kez yanks the door of one of them open and theres a woman inside it (i like to think she was foreign) with her pants round her ankles going "NO NO!" Hahahahahahahahaha i absolutely burst every funny fuse I have... it was so so so funny. Ohhh God I'm laughing just thinking about. After we had calmed down we went to KFC and then decided to go to the tram stop so we could catch the last tram because we couldn't afford to get a taxi. At the tram stop we got harrassed by random Londoners who me and Loz ended up accidentally kissing (but we really had no choice as they were very persistant plus we were still slightly drunk) but luckily we got saved by a tram. On the tram there were more comedy moments to be had because the tram woman was foreign and someone asked for The Savoy Hotel and she said "What? Fleetwood?" which is clearly funny in anyone's language. Then there was a big hoohaa with some girls who had an invalid ticket or something and at first I felt sorry for them but they turned out to be right knobs and were giving us dirties when we got off the tram. I tell ya everywhere we go we get dirties or harassed or something. Kids today. Tsk.
On Saturday I just worked, and on Sunday we went to Blackpool. Tonight I might be going to a gig if it's still on and I really should revise for my Drama and Media exams some time this half term. But I know I won't. Ah well.