Oh, baby Jesus weeps.
This is the sexiest man alive. He is the epitome of individualistic fame.
SO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE AN AWKWARD SEVENTH-GRADER AT A TACKY BAR MITZVAH???
He must know that he is doing this. If he doesn't, it's not cool anymore.
It's not cool ANYWAY. Oh, the agony. Oh, the angst.