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A holiday. Just what I need. I'm going to go relax in sunny New Caledonia for a few weeks, get a nice tan, get myself a cabana boy and just have some fun for a few weeks. I'll miss Alexander, of course, but he'll just have to deal without me. I'm sure he can handle everything while I go and relax.
I should probably go buy some summer clothes before I go. And inform the rest of them, lest they think I've gone and jumped off the face of the Earth. I wonder what that would feel like.
I should probably tell them I've gone to Fiji.
I'm off to Fiji for a few weeks, please don't try to contact me. I'll be back in a flash, with some Polynesian items of interest. Maybe.
What a mess. Diagon Alley is a mess, I do hope you all realise the economic impacts of acting like idiots and destroying a good part of the shopping district, as well as scaring off potential customers. The majority of retailers are losing money, and running at a loss. At a loss.
It's a good thing that Borgin and Burkes is a stable establishment.
You are not to tell a SOUL, but I'm going to New Caledonia for a few weeks. I've told them that I'm going to Fiji, but I'll actually be in New Caledonia.
I hope you won't miss me too much. I know I won't miss you that much.