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LIKE DR. SEUSS ON AN ACID TRIP
a wolverine & the x-men crack!fic
rating: PG. though i'm wondering if the word "acid" on the title means i have to bump it to PG-13.
genre: crack. it's pure, pointless silliness.
pairings: none really? there's kurt/wanda but just because it was there.
disclaimer: i don't own wolverine & the x-men, marvel does. i just borrow the characters and put them into the most ridiculous situations. you know, just the usual. also, all the poetry used in this fic (except for that one about genosha) was taken from a website, verybadpoetry.com. all the credit to their respective owners (eh, if they actually want it... i can't imagine why anyone would wanna admit to being the author of this stuff...).
warnings: ...did I mention the absolute crackiness? i swear i mean no disrespect to any of the characters, this was all just for fun. xD also, spoilers for the whole season.
note: for andthexmen's off-season fic-off #4. which means: this is all kelly's fault! *points to kelly1_watxm and grumbles* oh, and also whomever gave her the prompt in the first place. thanks to you two, my brain is now officially broken. D:
summary: lorna writes poetry, and wants to share it with the world. and the world suffers through it because she is magneto's freakin' baby daughter. lord have mercy.
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