goose
So, today was a painful day. I was attacked by a Canadian goose. Seriously. I'm not talking, "a goose squawked at me". I'm saying a goose ate my leg. I was walking to class this morning when all of a sudden this asshole goose started screaming at me. I couldn't understand him, it was goose language. Anyway, he started coming at me and then bit my leg!! I screamed as hundreds of college-students watched in awe. Then it screamed some more, and bit my leg again! What the fuck! Some kid saw and grabbed my arm and pulled me away. The stupid duck ripped a hole in my favorite jeans. Plus, I had to go to the school med center (which took like 45 mins)and get a bandage for my leg which was BLEEDING. I hope I don't get rabies. So, how was YOUR day?