funny drunk people are the best
"Oh my god! The most awesome thing just happened! I ate a piece of pizza and it was delicious, but then I threw it up!"
"So it's like, you got to eat the pizza, but you didn't really eat it, because you didn't keep the calories!"
"I know! My life is pretty much perfect right now! Bulimia is like, the perfect disease! I know that's a fucked up thing to say! But I'm fucked up right now! So I don't care!"
"So it's like, you got to eat the pizza, but you didn't really eat it, because you didn't keep the calories!"
"I know! My life is pretty much perfect right now! Bulimia is like, the perfect disease! I know that's a fucked up thing to say! But I'm fucked up right now! So I don't care!"