The Treon Family Legacy Generation 2 Chapter 8
And so, we arrive upon a quite, sleepy town in France…
All families know one another, no conflict or problems to date (except, of coarse, that nasty little business in
1348 that wiped out half of Europe.)
Due to the lack of interest in visiting anywhere but Paris, this town has remain nearly tourist free since-
Emily: OI! KATIE!
Great, you ruined my awesome introduction. What the hell do you want?
Emily: Why are we in France?
You’re parents are getting married…
Emily: Oh yea… Who’s heir?
None of your damn business.
BELLE TREON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Belle: Flirting.
FOR SHAME.
Belle: Oh, let an old, widowed dying lady have her fun.
You’re not dying!
Belle: Sure.
Tyler: Did you take me here because I won heir?
What? No, you’re parents are getting married!
Tyler: Oh yea.
YOU GUYS ARE TERRRIBLE CHILDREN.
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Alex: Hell yea.
Really? Because jumping into a pool of mysterious purple liquid in a strange French wine shop
does not spell ‘good idea’ to me.
Alex: Believe me, this is a good idea.
Whatever you say.
That’s totally gonna work out well.
:O
…Alex?
…Alex?
…
Oh shit…
Alex: SPLUTTERCOUGHGASPICAN’TBREATHIMGONNADIESPLUTTERGASPGASP.
Alex: OHSHITSOMETHINGSGOTMYLEGGOINGDOWNAGAIN.
Alex: EWWWWWWITSSLIMEY!HELPHELPHELPHELPHELP!
…Did you have fun?
Alex: Yes, I had so much fun drowning in purple liquid, coming up for air only to get dragged back down again.
Let’s never mention this to anyone ever, shall we?
Nick: Do you take French?
No, but I’m pretty damn sure you can find someone who speaks it.
Also, WHY ARE YOU DOING HOMEWORK ON VACATION?!?
Thank God you’re not doing homework!
Emily: Actually, I just finished my homework, and Ty is working on a project.
You kids need a real vacation.
What are ya doing?
Alex: I think there’s something behind this wall!
Why does there have to be anything! This isn’t a movie. There is noth-
Alex: SKILL.
Hmph. You know the likelihood of that ever happening EVER is slim to none.
Nick: Again, what am I doing?
You’re breaking into a tomb.
Nick: Why?
You guys need a break.
Nick: Wait, what do you mean by ‘you guys’?
Tyler: Nick? What the hell are you doing here?
Nick: Katie sent me here to explore some tomb.
Tyler: Yea, she sent me to.
Nick: So I guess the two of us are exploring the tomb togeth-
Emily: Ty? Nick? What the hell are you guys doing here?
Tyler: Katie sent us here to explore some tomb.
Emily: Yea, she sent me too.
Nick: So then, the three kids exploring a tomb, or is Gramma Belle gonna show up?
No, just you guys. Now, FIND THE ENTRANCE TO THE TOMB. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Tyler & Nick & Emily:…So…
Emily: …
Tyler: …Ladies first!
Nick: Agreed!
Emily: Seriously?
Emily: Jackasses.
Tyler: Love you to.
Tyler: You’re next.
Nick: Why me?
Tyler: ‘Cause I can beat the shit out of you without breaking a sweat. Go.
Nick: Damn.
Tyler: There. Now I don’t have to go in.
No. GO.
Nick: So…what now?
Emily: Well, Nick, you go over there and grab that thingy.
Nick: Wha?
Emily: Ty, go grab that thingymabobber and break that watchamacallit.
Tyler: What the F@#*?
Emily: Ready? GO!
Tyler: This is fun!
WHO THE HELL TRUSTED YOU WITH A PICK-AXE?!?!
Tyler: Emily.
WHY?!
Emily: I thought it would save time. He’s stronger than me or Nick. Nicks pretty fast, so if something
goes wrong, he can run. I’m the brains, the Genius, so I think of plans.
…good point.
Tyler: Done!
Nick: Damn, these guys had some huge ass feet.
Tyler: Feel…confined…MUST ESCAPE!
Emily: *Burp*
Emily: Woo that’s a stinky one.
Emily: Much better.
Ewww. At least excuse yourself.
Nick: I either broke it, or made something open.
Tyler: Huh…mysterious hole…
HEY EM! COME STINK YOUR HAND IN THIS HOLE.
Nick: This…thing…is to…HEAVY!
Wimp.
Emily: This isn’t so bad.
I wouldn’t do that.
Emily: Oh shit, what’s that?!
Emily: I think it’s a button!
Emily: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Emily: I’m gifted!
You’re not gifted with the stupid hole thing.
Emily: I am.
MONEY. GET IT. NAO.
Tyler: THIS IS AWESOME.
What have I said about weapons?!
Nick: I found a secret door.
The odds of finding ONE ARE SLIM TO-
Emily: No one gives a flying F*%# about your odds.
Tyler: Agreed.
You all suck.
Hey Nick? May I suggest running?
Tyler: Heart thingy?
It’s a key.
Tyler: That’s a girly ass key.
Emily: Agreed.
Tyler: Damn, this heart thing is heavy!
Tyler: TOO BRIGHT!!!
Tyler: That was unnecessary.
True, but it unlocked the door.
I love this picture. It’s like the cover for some movie.
The brave one walking triumphantly forward, a serious expression on his face, the smiley girl, the sacred youngest.
Tyler: Way to explain the picture.
Shut up.
Tyler: So…heavy…not…necessary…
Sparkles!
Tyler: You have the attention span of a squirrel.
Tyler: Of course, another room. Why wouldn’t there be?
Nick: I’m confused.
Nick & Tyler: OMNOMNOM
Emily: It’s getting kinda late.
Emily: Lets meet back here tomorrow morning, okay?
Tyler: Whatever.
Nick: Can I leave?
No.
Emily: No.
Tyler: You try and I’ll kick your ass.
James: Has anyone seen Nick? Or Tyler?
Belle: Yea, and where’s Emily?
Alex: KATIE! Where the hell are my kids?
Exploring a dangerous Tomb, collecting gold, finding skeletons, and arguing a lot.
Alex:…What the hell is this? The Goonies?
HEY. That's a good movie!
Alex: It was okay, BUT MY KIDS COULD STILL GET KILLED.
James: Yea, that would kinda spoil the wedding.
Belle: Not really.
Say, where’s James?
Alex: We decided to sleep in different beds, so that our wedding night will be that more special.
Belle’s idea?
Alex: 100% yes.
Why did you sleep in your suit?
Nick: I forgot my pajamas. And now its all wrinkly :(
Wow, this is like the first time you’ve ever worn the clothes you’re supposed to.
Tyler: It was cold, and my PJs were embarrassing…
?
Emily, I really wouldn’t do that.
Emily: I’m gifted.
No, you’re not!
Emily: GIFTED.
Emily & Tyler & Nick:…
Tyler: What now?
Nick: I vote we leave.
Emily: I vote we go exploring on our own.
Nick:…I vote we leave.
Nick: *Sob*
Aww, that so sweet or you to mourn someone you don't know-
Nick: I JUAST WANNA LEAVE *WAAAAAAAAH*
Tyler: Pansy.
Okay so maybe you have a little bit of luck with the stu-
Emily: GIF-TED.
Again, another hole…
Emily: To be…or not to-
Say one more line and I’ll delete you forever from my game.
Emily: Yay, I found the…
BASEBALL?! I WENT ALL THIS F!@#$*? BASEBALL?!
The game is stupid.
Emily: No shit Sherlock!
Alex: Where the hell are the kids? Did they forget about the wedding?
Uhm…
No, no they did not :)
Emily: Wassup?
PRETTY COLORS.
Emily: I’ll call him…MOJO.
…Yea, you’re not allowed to name your kids.
Belle: Where are Tyler and Nick?
Emily: I don’t know, last time I saw them in the tomb…
YOU IDIOT! THEY COULD BE TRAPPED.
Emily: Were you trapped?
Tyler: No, Nick lost his favorite tie, so we had to find it.
So much of you grandfather in you…
Nick: I look goooood.
Way to ruin your dress.
James: Alex, I’ve always loved you. Our marriage may have been arranged, but I fell in love with you the moment I first kissed you. Tyler, Emily and Nick are the most beautiful children in the world. I just wish they had less of their father, so they’d look more like their mother.
AWWWWW!!
Alex: Hehehehehehe…um…heheheheheh.
FAIL.
I now pronounce you James and Alex Treon.
:’D
AWWWWW.
James: Could you…leave?
Alex: Forever?
Nope. 8 more generations to go, and I may even hang around longer then that :D
The three siblings smile sadly as they watched the car pull up. Their adventure in France was over, but they grew
closer because of it…RIGHT?!
Emily: Yea.
Tyler: Sure.
Nick: Uh-huh.
Good, because Emily’s heir.
Emily: Cool.
Nick: Damn
Tyler: NOT COOL.
ANYWAY…the family went home. nothing of event happened for a few days…and then…
Belle: Gold sparkles? Did I win something?
WHAT?! NOOOONONONONONONONO!!!!
You’re only…98…
Belle: What’s going on?
You’re dying :’( :’( :’(
There is no emoticon for what I’m feeling!
Belle: Hey Katie?
Yea?
Belle: I never hated you. I never will. I’ll miss you.
I’ll miss you to.
Belle: Huh?
Belle: That wasn’t so bad.
Emily: GRAMMA!
James: Oh Mom…
Emily: Mommy! D’:
Nick: Oh Grandma…!
Tyler: WHAAAAA?!?!
Belle: Chill guys, this is pretty cool.
Grim: Sorry I’m late.
DAMN YOU GRIM.
Belle: Nice to meetcha!
Grim: What? No groveling, begging for another day? No sexual favors?
Belle: Meh. Melissa Gibson told everyone you don’t have your…um… ya know.
Grim: DAMN IT! This is getting annoying!!!!
Tyler: Hey Grim, Tyler Treon, huge fan.
TYLER!
Grim: Sorry, no deals ‘till you’re dead.
Tyler: I’ll see you then?
Grim: We will rule the Underworld together.
Tyler: This is gonna be great.
Oh Ty…I’ll miss you when you’re gone :’)
Get ‘em.
Tyler: FOR GRANMA!!!!
Tyler: BOOGITYBOOGITYBOO!
Grim: AHHORSESHIT!
Grim: DEALS OFF.
Tyler: Worth it.
You’ll be missed Belle Treon, Founder of the Treon Family Legacy…
Well guys, that's the end of Generation 2.
BTW, Yes, I ticked you >:D
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