I need weird/slly/gross pics!

[girlpirate]

I have a very sick friend and want to e-mail her a ton of ridiculous pictures. Please post some in comments! It can be anything funny. No worries about levels of offensiveness - she has a high tolerance for offensive things (she is my friend afterall). I am going through my own collection but want moar.

Bonus points for ridiculous/funny "get well" images.

Go go go!