I love this girl

[girlpirate]

My friend Mellza aka teh_dirty_robot is the most fucking unbelievable awesome human being. I love her so much. And when she does stuff like this, I love her even more. I hope I have this girl in my life forever. And when I die, I'm going to haunt her relentlessly. I love her that much.



You should totes follow her. Everything she writes is funny and wonderful. She is funny and wonderful. Your life will be better with her in it. Trust me on this.