Let Me Serve You Up With This Awkwardness.
Can we just take a moment to salivate over what i'm about to type?
"Man Banned From Love Nest for Loud Sex"
One more time.
"Man Banned From Love Nest for Loud Sex"
Take it all in everyone, take it all in.
WAS THAT NOT THE MOST DISTURBING THING IN THE WORLD?
LONDON (Aug. 14) - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.
Residents of Norris's publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.
Neighbors also complained about Norris sunbathing naked in her yard, and were upset that a 6-year-old child in the building had been "subjected to the sort of obscenities you wouldn't want a 6-year-old to hear," the spokesman said.
"She is a classic nightmare neighbor," Taggart said, insisting the case was not about sex. "It's about allowing your neighbors to have a normal decent life without being disturbed."
The court granted the city council's request for an injunction banning Hinton from the apartment because Norris had ignored a previous court order demanding that she be more quiet, Taggart said.
Norris last week was forced to pay $560 in fines and court costs for breaking the "noise abatement order," Taggart said.
Neither Norris or Hinton could be immediately located for comment. Brighton and Hove is located in southern England.
I DONT NEED TO EVEN COMMENT, DO I?
NEXT.
NIPPLE RINGS.
LETS TALK ABOUT IT.
Whats the verdict people?
Me personally, being an owner of 4 piercings, soon to around 6. (incase youre wondering, 2 regular ear piercings, 1 cartilage, 1 belly button, im thinking maybe a few small ones in my ear. Cute?)
Anyways given the...sub-culture I fell into as a younger teen piercings were part of the whole thing. Incase you dont know, I used to be...kind of hardcore. And yes, I wore bondage pants. Yes, I go to warped tour EVERY YEAR, and yes I'm still an alternative music fan.
But anyways, piercings dont...bother me. And actually a lot of people I know have all sorts of..piercings.
Including what I call...
"The Dirty Souf Piercing"
"The Down South Piercings"
"SILVER DOWNTOWN."
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Now as far as I'm concerned, a nipple (jesus, i just typed nipple.) piercing is really...personal...and kinda...awkward, and not a place you want to get infected. Like I mean dont get me wrong I'm sure theyre cute on the right chest [smirk.....]. But what are the chances of that?
I'm jussssayin.
And also if you know anything about me, I think certain piercings are...nice :) on men. ON MEN. ON MEN. ON MEN. ON MEN. NOT YOU NIBBLZ. NOT YOU M_G_N, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.
Like piercings are okay if thats...you're look...like me personally, most likely a nose ring if i ever get anything on my face.
Tongue........ehhhh im not so sure about that, i've heard too many horror stories.
Anyways, I VOTE NO ON WOMEN HOW AWKWARD ARE YOU? PIERCING A SHE-NIP, is........well......that requires more than i care to type.
So, you caught my drift.
"Man Banned From Love Nest for Loud Sex"
One more time.
"Man Banned From Love Nest for Loud Sex"
Take it all in everyone, take it all in.
WAS THAT NOT THE MOST DISTURBING THING IN THE WORLD?
LONDON (Aug. 14) - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said Thursday.A court barred Adam Hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend Kerry Norris' apartment, Brighton and Hove City Council spokesman Mike Taggart said.
Residents of Norris's publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, Taggart said.
Neighbors also complained about Norris sunbathing naked in her yard, and were upset that a 6-year-old child in the building had been "subjected to the sort of obscenities you wouldn't want a 6-year-old to hear," the spokesman said.
"She is a classic nightmare neighbor," Taggart said, insisting the case was not about sex. "It's about allowing your neighbors to have a normal decent life without being disturbed."
The court granted the city council's request for an injunction banning Hinton from the apartment because Norris had ignored a previous court order demanding that she be more quiet, Taggart said.
Norris last week was forced to pay $560 in fines and court costs for breaking the "noise abatement order," Taggart said.
Neither Norris or Hinton could be immediately located for comment. Brighton and Hove is located in southern England.
I DONT NEED TO EVEN COMMENT, DO I?
NEXT.
NIPPLE RINGS.
LETS TALK ABOUT IT.
Whats the verdict people?
Me personally, being an owner of 4 piercings, soon to around 6. (incase youre wondering, 2 regular ear piercings, 1 cartilage, 1 belly button, im thinking maybe a few small ones in my ear. Cute?)
Anyways given the...sub-culture I fell into as a younger teen piercings were part of the whole thing. Incase you dont know, I used to be...kind of hardcore. And yes, I wore bondage pants. Yes, I go to warped tour EVERY YEAR, and yes I'm still an alternative music fan.
But anyways, piercings dont...bother me. And actually a lot of people I know have all sorts of..piercings.
Including what I call...
"The Dirty Souf Piercing"
"The Down South Piercings"
"SILVER DOWNTOWN."
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Now as far as I'm concerned, a nipple (jesus, i just typed nipple.) piercing is really...personal...and kinda...awkward, and not a place you want to get infected. Like I mean dont get me wrong I'm sure theyre cute on the right chest [smirk.....]. But what are the chances of that?
I'm jussssayin.
And also if you know anything about me, I think certain piercings are...nice :) on men. ON MEN. ON MEN. ON MEN. ON MEN. NOT YOU NIBBLZ. NOT YOU M_G_N, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU.
Like piercings are okay if thats...you're look...like me personally, most likely a nose ring if i ever get anything on my face.
Tongue........ehhhh im not so sure about that, i've heard too many horror stories.
Anyways, I VOTE NO ON WOMEN HOW AWKWARD ARE YOU? PIERCING A SHE-NIP, is........well......that requires more than i care to type.
So, you caught my drift.