It's 2 o' clock in the mornin', i'm yaked up and im BORED.
I'm not gonna lie, to day i was feelin my own DOUGIE (my dougie?!)
I got all dressed up, dolled up and cute..TO DO NOTHING!
But the point of the entry was to express the sadness when i see royal messes.
Everyone is entitled to a day of mess, but honestly? Really, really ...?
This my soldiers [souljasss?!], is the beginning of our epic trail, entitled "The Mess Hall" in which i will embarass all those that exude astonishing, and complete-ultimate fail-mess-ness or as I like to call it "the icky factor", "MAD HEIGHTS FLARE", "SHASTY MCNASTY", and "NOT CUTE".
Yahhh dig?
Lil Mama. Why, oh why? BOW WOW [marco/polo] in a wig..YOU DONT EVEN LOOK REAL!
Beyonce, are those NO POCKETS i see?
SIR....Your..."hairs" are ....leaving?
I'm jusssssayin.