Quotes: Ryan & Keith at Rooter's - Kelly's 25th Birthday!
Kelly’s Bday! - Marty’s Pizza and Ryan & Keith at Rooter’s:
Kelly: I forgot a book!
Eric: That would be the BEST diss. Like, some skuzzy, nasty guy comes up and starts hitting on you and you pull out a book. “Excuse me, I need to finish my book.”
Kat:Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.
Kelly: No one ever got past Chapter 3 in that book - they just read it to look smart.
Eric: “I stopped reading at Chapter 3 ‘cause that’s when YOU were born!”.
* later *
Robbie, re. Bob Barker: He was born in Chapter 3, too.
Eric: For twenty thousand dollars, I will sit in his ear and say nothing but positive affirmations! Like, “You are wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnderful!”…
Eric, to Michelle: It’s all part of my evil plan to turn you into a gay man.
Dan: What does that make me?
Eric: The bottom.
Kat: That’s kinda… *giggles* That’s too bad.
Michelle: That’s kinda wonderful.
Eric: That didn’t make any sense to me, so I just went along with it.
Kat: Kelly’s boobs are the capital of Idaho.
Kat: Well… … … you shut up.
*Dan knocks a drink specials sign off the the table*
Kat: Breaker… … face.
Michelle: Breaker 1-9…
*Kat hits Dan in the eye with a bit of rolled up napkin*
Kat: Did I just ruin the friendship? You’re like, “It’s no longer Kattastic, it’s Kat Fuck Face!”.
Kelly: I forgot a book!
Eric: That would be the BEST diss. Like, some skuzzy, nasty guy comes up and starts hitting on you and you pull out a book. “Excuse me, I need to finish my book.”
Kat:Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.
Kelly: No one ever got past Chapter 3 in that book - they just read it to look smart.
Eric: “I stopped reading at Chapter 3 ‘cause that’s when YOU were born!”.
* later *
Robbie, re. Bob Barker: He was born in Chapter 3, too.
Eric: For twenty thousand dollars, I will sit in his ear and say nothing but positive affirmations! Like, “You are wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnderful!”…
Eric, to Michelle: It’s all part of my evil plan to turn you into a gay man.
Dan: What does that make me?
Eric: The bottom.
Kat: That’s kinda… *giggles* That’s too bad.
Michelle: That’s kinda wonderful.
Eric: That didn’t make any sense to me, so I just went along with it.
Kat: Kelly’s boobs are the capital of Idaho.
Kat: Well… … … you shut up.
*Dan knocks a drink specials sign off the the table*
Kat: Breaker… … face.
Michelle: Breaker 1-9…
*Kat hits Dan in the eye with a bit of rolled up napkin*
Kat: Did I just ruin the friendship? You’re like, “It’s no longer Kattastic, it’s Kat Fuck Face!”.