Happy Mardi Gras!!
KELLY IS BOMBED!
Kelly: Mexicans like la fruit puncha!
Kat: Wipe your crotch.
Kelly: I still have to pee!
Kelly: No - no - Best Week Ever said gay was out!
Jill re. 'Collide': I don't like the 'du-du's.
Jill: Napoleon has a twin!!
Jill: You should be a lesbian! I could put you to work!
Kat: What's a Mexican deer?
Kel: La deero.
Kat: Wait! I'm gonna drop it like it's hot!
Laura: I don't know if you'll understand that.
Kelly: Do you know who had a farm?
Ryan: Old McDonald.
Kelly: I am not an egg collecting girl.
Ryan: Kisses all over! I love it!
Kat: I hurt myself dropping it like it was hot!
Kat: HEY! Don't FUCK with Kelly Clarkson!
Kat: I gotta stop dropping it.
Jill, re. picture: I look like a Picasso!
Kat, to Kelly: Drink it [water] like it's Dominic's jizz.
Kelly: *takes a huge drink*
Jill: Everything else sounded like asshole.
Jill: I ain't lickin' no girl's chode.
Ryan: You mean I met a girl with one arm and I didn't know it?
Kat: Yeah!
Ryan: I feel violated!
Ryan: I'm going for a jog.
Kat: Sir... Ed?
Kat: Way to get your certification!
Meesh: That was cute of me.
Kel! With pink streaks!
Ryan and Kelly.
Michelle and Dave.
Me and my cuz!
Kelly jamming out on Ryan's borrowed guitar.
My cousin and I. Aww!
Bryan and Kat: Ghetto Fabulous. Kelly: Shitfaced.
Me, attempting to be sexy with Michelle, and failing miserably.
Ryan's butt!
Kat and Jill... saying something, but I forget what now.
Kelly, fast asleep in her bar stool.
Me, pouting, with Kelly's knees all in my grill.
Ryan and Gizmo. Aww!