"I like box!" - Stripey aka Jay
*yawn* So, so, so tired. I'm off to bed shortly... just wanted to post the quotes from tonight, as I may not have time tomorrow.
Kat: Get in the far lane.
Kat: Is your bench vibrating?
Michelle, out of context: I had to do it with Eric Schmidt!
Ryan: I met another guy named Ryan tonight. And he said to me, 'Two Ryans don't make a right.' And I thought that was fantastic.
Michelle: I pulled out four of my eyelashes this morning. I was worried. I was concerned.
Kat: Was The Outfield on that CD? [Monster Ballads]
Ryan: No... 'cause that's not a ballad.
Kat: I know. I just wanted you to play The Outfield without actually asking for it.
Michelle, out of context: I can't stop playing with it. It's like soft.
Stripey aka Jay: Is your hair strawberry blonde?
Michelle: That's not what the box says.
Stripey aka Jay: *long pause* I like box.
Michelle: Have you ever googled yourself?
Ryan: Yeah.
Michelle: What comes up?
Ryan: A lot of pages with the band name on them.
Kat: There's a lot of WAMI stuff.
Ryan: Is there? *pause* Oh, and the sex tape.
Kat: That didn't come up when I googled.
Michelle: Darn it!
Ryan: Yeah. I made a sex tape with myself.
Michelle: Bill's dead!
Michelle: Bill's back from the dead! He was gone awhile.
Ryan, in a whisper: Ask him if he took a dump.
Michelle, in a whisper: NO! I am NOT asking him that!
Ryan, in a whisper: Come on. Ask him if he took a dump.
Michelle, in a whisper: If you ask him that, I'll lose it and probably wet my pants.
*Bill sits down*
Ryan: So Bill, *pause* how'd everything go?
Michelle, twice: I'd rather chew off my own leg.
Ryan: I think that should go in the book.
Kat, in the whinest voice ever: I can't buckle my seatbelt!
Kat: Get in the far lane.
Kat: Is your bench vibrating?
Michelle, out of context: I had to do it with Eric Schmidt!
Ryan: I met another guy named Ryan tonight. And he said to me, 'Two Ryans don't make a right.' And I thought that was fantastic.
Michelle: I pulled out four of my eyelashes this morning. I was worried. I was concerned.
Kat: Was The Outfield on that CD? [Monster Ballads]
Ryan: No... 'cause that's not a ballad.
Kat: I know. I just wanted you to play The Outfield without actually asking for it.
Michelle, out of context: I can't stop playing with it. It's like soft.
Stripey aka Jay: Is your hair strawberry blonde?
Michelle: That's not what the box says.
Stripey aka Jay: *long pause* I like box.
Michelle: Have you ever googled yourself?
Ryan: Yeah.
Michelle: What comes up?
Ryan: A lot of pages with the band name on them.
Kat: There's a lot of WAMI stuff.
Ryan: Is there? *pause* Oh, and the sex tape.
Kat: That didn't come up when I googled.
Michelle: Darn it!
Ryan: Yeah. I made a sex tape with myself.
Michelle: Bill's dead!
Michelle: Bill's back from the dead! He was gone awhile.
Ryan, in a whisper: Ask him if he took a dump.
Michelle, in a whisper: NO! I am NOT asking him that!
Ryan, in a whisper: Come on. Ask him if he took a dump.
Michelle, in a whisper: If you ask him that, I'll lose it and probably wet my pants.
*Bill sits down*
Ryan: So Bill, *pause* how'd everything go?
Michelle, twice: I'd rather chew off my own leg.
Ryan: I think that should go in the book.
Kat, in the whinest voice ever: I can't buckle my seatbelt!