Here's that lil email I got...
On October 18, 2003 our mandatory All Chapter Retreat was scheduled. (like I didn't know that) It is required by headquarters that 85 percent of the chapter is in attendance. (headquarters are dicks) This date has been voted on and scheduled since May of 2003. (I didn't vote on it) Due to the fact that you were not in attendance and did not give and excuse for your absence (I thought excuses aren't accepted for "mandatory" stuff) you must meet with the Executive Board Sunday October 26, 2003 (2003? oh really...) at 6:42 PM in the chapter room. (6:42 PM. What kind of time is that?!) If you have any questions, concerns, need a time adjustment (yeah, 6:43 and 12 seconds would really suit me better), or would like a hard copy of this letter please contact... (yes, I need a hard copy and could someone please read it to me) Wow.