uh, just in case we forgot how weird and hilarious my mom is while i was away:
in the arizona desert i met a guy selling steer skulls and horns on the side of the road and i thought it would be funny to wire it to the grille of my car (a la road rules) while driving in the southwest, so i bartered with him for a little one in exchange for $15, my old watch and a can of budweiser someone left in my cargo door in march. when i unloaded two months of road crap from my car last night, i left the skull on the table and jokingly told my mom it was 'new ranch kitchen decor' to replace this weird farm-y goose theme we've been arguing over for years.
anyway, , i came home from a job interview tonight to see that she took me totally seriously and in place of the clock had hung up a hideous sunbleached cow skull in the middle of our kitchen.
haha, okay.