Re: 001 - Arrival.
I have arrived at Square Enix University, with no sign of the twin sons of Sparda. Very well. I'll run across them soon enough. I managed to find out the classes they were taking, and slid myself into enrollment. Should be fun. Hence my sarcasm. Could they be any more boring? As a matter of fact, could this school get any more boring? Time to shake things up, get their attention.
Hmm. Square Enix, huh? Interesting place. Nothing like what we had back home. Now, if I could get a rooming assignment, things will be as smooth as silk. I'm not sleeping in the bushes or on a park bench. Heh. Anyway, where can a girl have a little fun and cause some trouble around here?