Where am I and why am I wearing a "Girls Gone Wild" tank top?

[girlcole]

Have you ever really thought about the girls actually taking part in the Girls Gone Wild videos? How many of them will end up in porn? How many of them will get caught when their dads order it? How many of those dads will just keep on masturbating even when they see who's in it

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[wolfdrive]

Well considering the two levels of Girls Gone Wild -- one being "woohoo I flashed my tits (and maybe my coochie)" and the other being "I had sex with another chick and/or another guy" -- I think the dad would be shocked to see how well developed his little girl has become... but since the whole "flashing" part of the films are the time during which to go and grab a beer or to take care of other unfinished buisness... chances are they will go unnoticed... however if they are in the second level of Girls Gone Wild then he'd be shocked for the first coupla seconds and then live out his forbidden incestual desires in his mind... never admiting to his wife or daughter what has happened... but he'll always look at every guy she brings home with an eye of suspicion, waiting for just the right moment when no one else is around to be like "so... seen the movie?"

PS: So um... does anyone know how much Anna Nicole Smith weighs these days? Cause I just saw a commercial with her looking better than she did in PlayBoy and I'm wondering if its a fake or what... cause there's no forgetting the Anna Nicole we all grew to love in her show with the wonderful little theme song

[girlcole]

Wow. You are on a whole new level of weird. Way to go!