santa baby!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed tumamoc's flat tire (15 points). In March maggiers and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I gave daisy_luvr a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-27 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
girl_with_toast