yeah, of course, stolen from someone who stole it from someone else... :)
1. Had sex? yes
2. Had oral sex? yes
3. Had anal sex? nope
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? yes
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? nope
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? yep
8. Written an erotic story? no, maybe I'm missing my calling ;)
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? yes, and ouch :)
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? yep
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? yep
12. Had sex while totally dressed? I don't think so? if so, I do not remember :)
13. Had sex while standing up? yes, doesn't work well when you are short and your partner is tall!
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? sort of.
15. Had sex during your "monthly visit"? not on purpose :/
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? yep
17. Used ice erotically? yep
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? nope
19. Shaved your pubic hair? yep
20. Used a sex toy? yep
21. Used a vibrator? yep
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? yep
23. Used an inanimate object while having sex with a partner? nope
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? no
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? no
26. Given sex in sympathy? no
27. Had sex with a virgin? yes
28. Ever cheated on someone? nope
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? nope
30. Had sex with your landlord? no
31. Had sex with a teacher? no (I'm so boring!)
32. Had sex with a boss? no
33. Had sex with a relative? ah..no!
34. Had sex with two members of the same family? no
35. Had sex with twins? no
36. Had homosexual sex? I wish =oP
37. Had sex with a pet? ack, stop it now!
38. Had sex with a farm animal? okay seriously, if you have, please, do not fill this out I don't want to know!
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? no
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? no
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? no
43. Had more than 100 sexual partners? no
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? no
45. Had a menage-a-trois? no
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? no
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? no (I really am boring, it's so sad)
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? no
49. Had sex in a public place? kind of. does a car count? oh my god. I need to write this stuff down - note to self: need to have sex in public, and have sex fully clothed. will work on those. :)
50. If so, where? in car, in old elementary school parking lot. ooh kinky!
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? no. *adds to list*
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? no
53. Had sex in a stationary car? yes!
54. Had sex in a moving car? no. have given oral sex in moving car though :)
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? no. I've never even been on a plane. I suck.
56. Had sex outdoors at night? no
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? nope
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? no
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? no
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest (kitchen etc.)? yes, kind of. in their living room/den, but that's where we were going to be sleeping, so I don't know if that counts?
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? no
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? no
64. Had sex in a public restroom? no
65. Had sex on public transportation? no
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? no
67. Had sex in the water? yes! and emerged in the water is damn near impossible and not fun. screw those who say they have sex in a pool and it's great, *not possible! too much friction/not even lubrication, thanks though! you've either never had sex in the water and want to seem cool, or you are a freak of nature*
68. Had sex in an elevator? no
69. Had sex in a cemetery? no - uhm, scary!
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? no
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? no, I do get rather horny when I'm drunk though!
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? no!
73. Looked at a nude magazine? yep
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? yep
75. Seen a live stripper? no
76. Seen a live sex show? no
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? no
78. Showered with a partner? yes
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genital,mooned)? yes
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? no
81. Stripped for someone? no
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? no
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? no
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? no
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yes
86. Showered while someone watched? yes
87. Masturbated? yes
88. Masturbated while someone watched? yes
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
90. Masturbated covertly in public? no
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? no
92. Been walked in on while having sex? no one actually walked in, but they came home and we threw our clothes on before they came upstairs
93. Walked in on someone having sex? yes
94. Had phone sex? yes
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? no
97. Been photographed nude? no
98. Been photographed having sex? no
99. Been videotaped having sex? yes
100. Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? no
101. Role-played a sexual situation? kinda.
102. Taken part in transvestism? no
103. Used a blindfold during sex? yes
104. Used handcuffs during sex? yes
105. Inflicted pain during sex? yes
106. Received pain during sex? yes
107. Used nipple clips? no
108. Used sex dice? no
109. Used whip, chains, cat-o-nine tails, etc. during sex? no
110. Received an electric shock during sex? no
111. Drawn blood (scratched, bit)? yes
112. Used auto-erotic strangulations? no
113. Pierced your genitals or nipples? ack no
114. Continued sex until raw or bleeding? yes
115. Do you do dead people? wouldn't you like to know? =oP but really. no.