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the past 48 hours have been positively cursed!!!!!
I got thursday AND friday off (which was awesome!!) to go to Jon's "beach house." well, we drive up to Hallandale and it turns out that his "beach house" was a.....motel. lol. I hadn't met Jon's dad yet and we were in the motel without his parents. well I was standing right by the front door when I made a joke about having sex in Jon's bedroom (with David, duh) and just then, his mom, dad, and little brohter walk in the front door. you KNOW they heard that shit. i was so embarassed. what a way to meet the parents... anyways we had no form of alcohol so we just went in the hot pool and had some fun. I was already ready to crash by 1am. Well I tried to sleep but the air mattress we were trying to sleep on kept deflating!!! haha and since david weighs like 60 more pounds than me, he kept a lil poof of air in one corner in which I slept :) heh heh. I could sleep thru a hurricane but David kept waking me up over and over and I wanted to KILL him!!! well it was 5am and he hadn't slept. turns out Jon snores like a freight train! lol. so we decided to get up, barefoot and in our pajamas, and drive all the way back to miami!! we made a stop at Mcdonalds and dunkin donuts and pigged out (well David did, I had a hasbrown and yummy coffee) and made our way home.
Friday. this had to be the actual cursed day. we wake up at like 2pm. my mom sold us out cuz she decided not to go with us at all e_e but it was rainy and just a bad day. well David made me freakin drive his big ol tank of a car. He was reading and I was trying to drive in rush hour traffic... grrr. well on the highway the traffic stops dead so I have to hit my breaks a little. David tells me not to break so hard and all of a sudden we hear tires screeching. I'm thinking "where the hell is THAT coming from??" WELLLLLLL we soon found out as we felt someone REAR END US!!!! we looked at eachother and i start shaking and hyperventalating (lol I don't deal well with stress) and all i think is "first thing David ever said to do if we get into an accident while I'm driving is to switch seats." so I'm like WHAT DO WE DO?! he says to pull over so I make my way over 3 lanes of traffic, about to faint from how freaked out I am. my lovely david, on the contrary to past boyfriends who were so pissed about their precious BMW that they didn't even ASK if I was ok, ignored the fact that his $60,000 car was smashed in the back long enough to comfort me and reassure me and even make jokes to make me laugh so I'd stop panicking! turns out the guy was some ref with a suspended license and no insurance. lol in the words of my mom "how does a guy with no insurance rear end an escalade?" not his lucky day. or ours =P well David didnt have his license and I'm on his mom's insurance since I am her employee, so it's a good thing I was driving! idk what we're gonna do about that...
so we get back to hallandale (I drove like an old lady all the way there lol) and it was rainy and disgusting. so much for our BBQ. I learned the hard way that aunt flo had come to visit so I have been PMSing and biting everyone, espcially david's, head off and just being a total bitch! we went swimming in the ocean and looked for heart shaped shells, which was cute and fun. nice view of the sunset and a rainbow. wish I had pictures =P David and I struggled to get onto a float that we kept faling off of!! I elbowed him in the eye and, swear to god, my eye hurts now too. damn sympanthy pains!! well we ate bubba burgers with chili and cheese and then went to see War of the worlds. that movie was SCARY AS FUCK. oh man. I couldn't take it! It reminded me of a bad dream. like it could really happen. well we get lost in aventura mall and I have to pee so bad I am screaming at everyone! lol. we get to the motel and David and I decide to leave. being on the road still has me paranoid and my nerves are SHOT. we make a pit stop at walgreens and I cut my toe on something and have to use a(unused!!) tampon to absorb the blood cuz we don't even have a freakin napkin!! lol. well i am thinking "this day has been cursed!!! couldn't get any worse!" stupid final words... David and I are driving and I guess neither of us are paying attention. cause neither of us realized until 30 minutes into our drive that we had been going NORTH!!! we ended up in deerfeild. motherfucker....I wanted to cry lol. it was 4am. by then I felt like something was going to jump out and eat us or something. I just wanted to get home and go to bed. where it's safe! by the time we got home at 5-5:30.... david and I were so irritable we just went to bed without saying anything to eachother :)
wow. well now it's 5:30 pm.. I just woke up and I am STARVING!! and I have an 18pk of beer that I am dying to consume at a party tonight :)
I'm oouuuttttie.
I got thursday AND friday off (which was awesome!!) to go to Jon's "beach house." well, we drive up to Hallandale and it turns out that his "beach house" was a.....motel. lol. I hadn't met Jon's dad yet and we were in the motel without his parents. well I was standing right by the front door when I made a joke about having sex in Jon's bedroom (with David, duh) and just then, his mom, dad, and little brohter walk in the front door. you KNOW they heard that shit. i was so embarassed. what a way to meet the parents... anyways we had no form of alcohol so we just went in the hot pool and had some fun. I was already ready to crash by 1am. Well I tried to sleep but the air mattress we were trying to sleep on kept deflating!!! haha and since david weighs like 60 more pounds than me, he kept a lil poof of air in one corner in which I slept :) heh heh. I could sleep thru a hurricane but David kept waking me up over and over and I wanted to KILL him!!! well it was 5am and he hadn't slept. turns out Jon snores like a freight train! lol. so we decided to get up, barefoot and in our pajamas, and drive all the way back to miami!! we made a stop at Mcdonalds and dunkin donuts and pigged out (well David did, I had a hasbrown and yummy coffee) and made our way home.
Friday. this had to be the actual cursed day. we wake up at like 2pm. my mom sold us out cuz she decided not to go with us at all e_e but it was rainy and just a bad day. well David made me freakin drive his big ol tank of a car. He was reading and I was trying to drive in rush hour traffic... grrr. well on the highway the traffic stops dead so I have to hit my breaks a little. David tells me not to break so hard and all of a sudden we hear tires screeching. I'm thinking "where the hell is THAT coming from??" WELLLLLLL we soon found out as we felt someone REAR END US!!!! we looked at eachother and i start shaking and hyperventalating (lol I don't deal well with stress) and all i think is "first thing David ever said to do if we get into an accident while I'm driving is to switch seats." so I'm like WHAT DO WE DO?! he says to pull over so I make my way over 3 lanes of traffic, about to faint from how freaked out I am. my lovely david, on the contrary to past boyfriends who were so pissed about their precious BMW that they didn't even ASK if I was ok, ignored the fact that his $60,000 car was smashed in the back long enough to comfort me and reassure me and even make jokes to make me laugh so I'd stop panicking! turns out the guy was some ref with a suspended license and no insurance. lol in the words of my mom "how does a guy with no insurance rear end an escalade?" not his lucky day. or ours =P well David didnt have his license and I'm on his mom's insurance since I am her employee, so it's a good thing I was driving! idk what we're gonna do about that...
so we get back to hallandale (I drove like an old lady all the way there lol) and it was rainy and disgusting. so much for our BBQ. I learned the hard way that aunt flo had come to visit so I have been PMSing and biting everyone, espcially david's, head off and just being a total bitch! we went swimming in the ocean and looked for heart shaped shells, which was cute and fun. nice view of the sunset and a rainbow. wish I had pictures =P David and I struggled to get onto a float that we kept faling off of!! I elbowed him in the eye and, swear to god, my eye hurts now too. damn sympanthy pains!! well we ate bubba burgers with chili and cheese and then went to see War of the worlds. that movie was SCARY AS FUCK. oh man. I couldn't take it! It reminded me of a bad dream. like it could really happen. well we get lost in aventura mall and I have to pee so bad I am screaming at everyone! lol. we get to the motel and David and I decide to leave. being on the road still has me paranoid and my nerves are SHOT. we make a pit stop at walgreens and I cut my toe on something and have to use a(unused!!) tampon to absorb the blood cuz we don't even have a freakin napkin!! lol. well i am thinking "this day has been cursed!!! couldn't get any worse!" stupid final words... David and I are driving and I guess neither of us are paying attention. cause neither of us realized until 30 minutes into our drive that we had been going NORTH!!! we ended up in deerfeild. motherfucker....I wanted to cry lol. it was 4am. by then I felt like something was going to jump out and eat us or something. I just wanted to get home and go to bed. where it's safe! by the time we got home at 5-5:30.... david and I were so irritable we just went to bed without saying anything to eachother :)
wow. well now it's 5:30 pm.. I just woke up and I am STARVING!! and I have an 18pk of beer that I am dying to consume at a party tonight :)
I'm oouuuttttie.