GUTEN TAG, LIVEJORNAL!!!!
I haven't even been here for a weekend und I'm already making new friends! Und I'm hearing from some people that I haven't seen in years! The Internet is truly a wonderful place.
Und I might just run into some of you because I'll be visiting the United States shortly after Christmas!
Unfortunately, it won't be a very relaxing trip. I'm attending a handful of press conferences to address some crazy rumors that I'm making plans to erect a third World War und repeat the Holocaust. At first I just ignored it und was flattered that Underland was getting noticed at all. But now it's getting a little out of hand. We've actually have had several alliance proposals turned down because of some tabloid article that I'm the clone of the late Adolf Hitler who has had a sex change.
Needless to say, I'm a little insulted. It's like I'm in High School again! You'd think world leaders would be more mature than a bunch of uncultured teenagers...
Under any other circumstance, I'd just have them all killed und be on my merry way. But that'll just increase this insane paranoia. So I better just fix this problem with diplomacy...how boring.
Thankfully, Herr Doktor has agreed to accompany me to America. It'll make the whole experience much more enjoyable to have a friend by my side. Danke again, Doktor! You're a true gentleman. ^^
Und I might just run into some of you because I'll be visiting the United States shortly after Christmas!
Unfortunately, it won't be a very relaxing trip. I'm attending a handful of press conferences to address some crazy rumors that I'm making plans to erect a third World War und repeat the Holocaust. At first I just ignored it und was flattered that Underland was getting noticed at all. But now it's getting a little out of hand. We've actually have had several alliance proposals turned down because of some tabloid article that I'm the clone of the late Adolf Hitler who has had a sex change.
Needless to say, I'm a little insulted. It's like I'm in High School again! You'd think world leaders would be more mature than a bunch of uncultured teenagers...
Under any other circumstance, I'd just have them all killed und be on my merry way. But that'll just increase this insane paranoia. So I better just fix this problem with diplomacy...how boring.
Thankfully, Herr Doktor has agreed to accompany me to America. It'll make the whole experience much more enjoyable to have a friend by my side. Danke again, Doktor! You're a true gentleman. ^^