jobplzkthxbye
i am the owner of a totally uselss degree and nobody is ever going to hire me. ive come to the conclusion that ill just become a bartender for the rest of my life. maybe comb my hair into a beehive and start smoking virginia slims and calling people 'dawwwwlin'.
rad hair will only get you so far in life which sucks.
and im sorry bambi, but youve gotta go. my dentist recently told me that deer have now learned to look both directions while crossing the road. fuckin' darwin. there is too many goddman deer in pa. deer = tics = lime disease. deer = no underbrush = fire.
oh, & a recent exchange w/ my father for your enjoyment:
father: youve got to set aside a certain amount of your tips for taxes. the government still deducts taxes from your bartending tips.
me: i hate the government.
father: well, you musta learned that from your mother.
rad hair will only get you so far in life which sucks.
and im sorry bambi, but youve gotta go. my dentist recently told me that deer have now learned to look both directions while crossing the road. fuckin' darwin. there is too many goddman deer in pa. deer = tics = lime disease. deer = no underbrush = fire.
oh, & a recent exchange w/ my father for your enjoyment:
father: youve got to set aside a certain amount of your tips for taxes. the government still deducts taxes from your bartending tips.
me: i hate the government.
father: well, you musta learned that from your mother.