Experiments in Vanity: Part I

May 12, 2009 17:58

Sitting here experimenting with sunless tanner because I want the tan without the cancer.

The clinic I work with is doing Petapalooza in the park this year, and I've decided I don't want the entire county population to see me in shorts with my bruised, lily-white legs. So far, my arms are a decent color. Legs? No color so far, but the directions say it takes 1-2 hours to develop color.

My goal? Not to look like a corpse by this time Saturday.

Gooooood times.

*headdesk*
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