Do you know what I mean, when I say "I don't wanna be alone?"
A while ago, I did a fairly in-depth body language analysis featuring Urban Meyer and Nick Saban vs. Urban Meyer and Lane Kiffin. The analysis summarized various reasons why Urban's posturing clearly shows not only that he wanted to throttle Lane Kiffin and possibly take his soul, but also that he secretly wanted Nick Saban. There was some debate on the matter of whether this was a mutual deal; today, I come to you with stunning new photographic evidence that points to this being the case.
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All right, so maybe these reports are slightly exaggerated. Still, there's no time like the present for an Urban Meyer/Nick Saban picspam.
I'm using the "secrets" challenge over at slashthehuddle as my excuse for this madness. It's legit. The secret is simple enough: Secretly, Urban Meyer wants Nick Saban. Secretly, he looks forward to the annual matchup with Bama (twice-annual, if they both get lucky) in a backwards, almost-masochistic sort of way, and he will never, EVER admit this to Nick -- at least, not in public places where even whispers might be overheard. (Secret #2: Nick already knows. Shh.)
Without further ado...
HEH HEH, MAN. I LOVE THIS PICTURE.
Somewhere along the line, somebody (I believe it was wutendeskind) turned me on to the phrase "predatory intent." And if that isn't predatory intent on Urban's face right there, I don't know what is. Look out, Nick, that man is dan-ger-OUS.
"You know, Sandra Bullock once told me she thought I was extremely handsome. True story."
"...:)"
Nick proves to the reporters that, yes, it IS physically possible for him to smile. Urban's still looking at him. ;)
DON'T FIGHT IT, URBAN. DON'T FIGHT IT. :D :D :D
Hmm. Wonder what he's saying there?
And bonus, just for kicks, this from last night's postgame:
Reporter: What were you thinking about after you shook Coach Saban's hand? You turned around and paused for a moment.
Methinks I saw a .005 second hesitation before he totally played it off and didn't answer the question. WHAT, INDEED, YOU FOXY, SUAVE BAMF. WE TOTALLY KNOW BETTER. :D
Ten winpoints and an internet to whoever comes up with the best suggestion as to what he *was* thinking at that moment. ;)
In short, yes, I am clearly certifiable. But I am not alone.
Aaaaaand, discuss. LOL.
...
All right, so maybe these reports are slightly exaggerated. Still, there's no time like the present for an Urban Meyer/Nick Saban picspam.
I'm using the "secrets" challenge over at slashthehuddle as my excuse for this madness. It's legit. The secret is simple enough: Secretly, Urban Meyer wants Nick Saban. Secretly, he looks forward to the annual matchup with Bama (twice-annual, if they both get lucky) in a backwards, almost-masochistic sort of way, and he will never, EVER admit this to Nick -- at least, not in public places where even whispers might be overheard. (Secret #2: Nick already knows. Shh.)
Without further ado...
HEH HEH, MAN. I LOVE THIS PICTURE.
Somewhere along the line, somebody (I believe it was wutendeskind) turned me on to the phrase "predatory intent." And if that isn't predatory intent on Urban's face right there, I don't know what is. Look out, Nick, that man is dan-ger-OUS.
"You know, Sandra Bullock once told me she thought I was extremely handsome. True story."
"...:)"
Nick proves to the reporters that, yes, it IS physically possible for him to smile. Urban's still looking at him. ;)
DON'T FIGHT IT, URBAN. DON'T FIGHT IT. :D :D :D
Hmm. Wonder what he's saying there?
And bonus, just for kicks, this from last night's postgame:
Click to viewReporter: What were you thinking about after you shook Coach Saban's hand? You turned around and paused for a moment.
Methinks I saw a .005 second hesitation before he totally played it off and didn't answer the question. WHAT, INDEED, YOU FOXY, SUAVE BAMF. WE TOTALLY KNOW BETTER. :D
Ten winpoints and an internet to whoever comes up with the best suggestion as to what he *was* thinking at that moment. ;)
In short, yes, I am clearly certifiable. But I am not alone.
Aaaaaand, discuss. LOL.