JIZZED IN MY PANTS.
This is reason enough for me not to be loosed upon the internets, seeking my own amusement. Because, invariably, I find things like these.
10 Oddly Sexual Photos of Star Trek's Commander Riker.
That wouldn't be as bad if I hadn't followed one of the links and ended up
HERE ...
*SIGH.* How does the phrase go? Ah, yes.
I'LL BE IN MY BUNK.