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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I put money in seabreezefeet's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I stole pinupstar's purse (-30 points). In January I gave howmanymonkeys a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-35 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
gir1interrupted