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Today is my Grandma's 89th Birthday. So
to my Granny!!
Rant to co-worker: You're not a badass because you let something slip out of your mouth. Actually, if you would've said it to me, I would've just thought you were an idiot because I don't even think it sounded like a badass comment. So shut your hole.
Your life is the same as everyone else's. You don't have anymore stress than me or any other worker in this office. So quit acting like your life is just one big catastrophe. You really should try out for a soap opera actress.