I’d like you to answer the following burning questions posed in various songs over the past 50 or so years. BUT I’d like you to answer them according to the following set of rules:
- Each question must be answered with a lyric from a different, unconnected song.
- Single words like “Yes” , “No”, “Nineteen”, “Vienna” etc are NOT permissible answers -
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I'm ready, never satisfied, and can stand the heat quite long if people let me take my clothes off gradually.
2. Tell me, when will you be mine, tell me quando, quando, quando? (Englebert Humperdink.)
When you have £1000000000000000.72.
3. Howdy, Angel, where’d you leave your wings? (Dave Dobbyn, Slice of heaven)
Somewhere in Buffy's back pocket, I think; I might have gone batty somewhere and forgot to change back...
4. What do you see when you turn out the light? (Beatles, A little help from my friends)
The duvet, very faintly.
5. What good is sitting alone in your room? (Liza Minelli, Cabaret)
Oh, quite fun, sometimes.
6. Who’s gonna pick you up when you fall? (The Cars, Drive.)
I bounce of my own accord.
7. What do you want if you don’t want money? (Adam Faith)
SEX. And money. And more sex.
8. What do pretty girls do? (Krsty MacColl)
Hopefully, anything I ask them to.
9. Do you speak-ah my language? (Men at Work, Down under)
Sadly, I have no Vegemite sandwiches. (Best rhyme EVAR.)
10. Is this burning an eternal flame? (The Bangles)
No, it's indigestion.
11. Darling you got to let me know, should I stay or should I go? (The Clash)
Stay. Going is too risky.
12. What becomes of the broken hearted? (Jimmy Ruffin)
They become subjects of cardiology lectures.
13. How can I be sure where I stand with you? (David Cassidy)
Take one step to the right... just a little further... there.
14. What’s the name of the game? (Abba)
Medieval II: Total War, Kingdoms Expansion.
15. You know I hate to ask, but are friends electric? (Gary Numan/Tubeway Army)
Only when they've got 1000000 volts running through them.
16. Deep down in her pocket she finds 50p - now is that any way for a young girl to be? (Boomtown Rats, Rat Trap)
She's lucky. She has 50p.
17. Where do you go to my lovely, when you’re alone in your bed? (Peter Sarstedt)
A mysterious kingdom of wonder, that's painted inside of my head.
18. Do I have to keep on talking till I can’t go on? (Beatles, We can work it out)
Only if you don't mind me not listening...
19. Who’s sorry now? (Connie Francis)
I am. It's all my fault.
20. You and me babe, how about it? (Dire Straits, Romeo & Juliet)
OK. I prefer my little piggies with apples and bread sauce, though.
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