Further Celebrations
Happy Birthday,
thehouseofjade!
Linsey celebrates her 37th Birthday today - and a more spectacular whore there never was! Since leaving the wonderful world of selling books to customers who throw copies of Order of the Phoenix at her head, Linsey has recently become a bookie. Yes, you read right. She's progressed from gambling with her life and limb to gambling with other people's money. Given the obsession she's had for horse tracks since she was 12, this should come as no surprise. And while I'd still kill for a bit of Linsey-writing now and then, I must concede that's not likely to happen anytime soon given her upcoming trip to Publisher's University. Or whatever it's called. So, Linsey, next time you're high as a kite and talking to your dead plant - take a moment to document that coke-induced insanity. Bloooooooog it. Then maybe I'll pin you down and make you turn it into a cohesive story before you turn 38.
thehouseofjade!
Linsey celebrates her 37th Birthday today - and a more spectacular whore there never was! Since leaving the wonderful world of selling books to customers who throw copies of Order of the Phoenix at her head, Linsey has recently become a bookie. Yes, you read right. She's progressed from gambling with her life and limb to gambling with other people's money. Given the obsession she's had for horse tracks since she was 12, this should come as no surprise. And while I'd still kill for a bit of Linsey-writing now and then, I must concede that's not likely to happen anytime soon given her upcoming trip to Publisher's University. Or whatever it's called. So, Linsey, next time you're high as a kite and talking to your dead plant - take a moment to document that coke-induced insanity. Bloooooooog it. Then maybe I'll pin you down and make you turn it into a cohesive story before you turn 38.