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God dammit...I literally just experienced a first. Ok, I was downloading this porn right...real hot blonde giving head, right...and what do I do...I fucking blow my load right in my pants! Fortunately, I was wearing boxer briefs underneath my shorts, and they caught most of the semen. Whew...like I said, that was a first, and a last! Never again will I ejaculate uncontrollably in my pants again! Hehe, you're right Spens...I do write about the most pleasant stuff, don't I? ;P Pete.
...Wait, what the hell am I gonna' do with my cummy ol' drawers now?!? FUCK!
...Wait, what the hell am I gonna' do with my cummy ol' drawers now?!? FUCK!