Well, that's one way to reject someone's work
Apparently this was a rejection letter sent by a Chinese economic journal:
"We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to
publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work
of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next
thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret,
compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a
thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity."
"We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to
publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work
of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next
thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret,
compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a
thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity."