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May 19, 2006 11:24


Ten Top Trivia Tips about A_blue_fish!
  1. A_blue_fish is actually a mammal, not a fish!
  2. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to a_blue_fish.
  3. A_blue_fish can not regurgitate.
  4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by a_blue_fish.
  5. A_blue_fish can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  6. A_blue_fish cannot jump.
  7. The horns of a_blue_fish are made entirely from hair.
  8. A_blue_fish is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  9. The air around a_blue_fish is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  10. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than a_blue_fish, and 400 times smaller!


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gingerx_xsnaps!
  1. Red gingerx_xsnaps at night, shepherd's delight. Red gingerx_xsnaps at morning, shepherd's warning.
  2. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating gingerx_xsnaps at least three times a week.
  3. Gingerx_xsnaps is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  4. Gingerx_xsnaps was declared extinct in 1902.
  5. It can take gingerx_xsnaps several days to move just through one tree!
  6. Gingerx_xsnapsomancy is the art of telling the future with gingerx_xsnaps!
  7. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of gingerx_xsnaps.
  8. Gingerx_xsnaps can last longer without water than a camel can.
  9. During severe windstorms, gingerx_xsnaps may sway several feet to either side!
  10. Contrary to popular belief, gingerx_xsnaps is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shuukyou!
  1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in shuukyou.
  2. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of shuukyou is blue.
  3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using shuukyou!
  4. The international dialling code for shuukyou is 672!
  5. The opposite sides of shuukyou always add up to seven.
  6. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Shuukyou Head!
  7. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal shuukyou.
  8. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make shuukyou.
  9. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to shuukyou.
  10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of shuukyou!


Ten Top Trivia Tips about UnfortunateRobot!
  1. UnfortunateRobot can't sweat.
  2. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with UnfortunateRobot and water.
  3. The most dangerous form of UnfortunateRobot is the bicycle.
  4. UnfortunateRobot can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  5. You should always store UnfortunateRobot in an airtight container in the fridge.
  6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from UnfortunateRobot.
  7. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and UnfortunateRobot.
  8. If you chew gum while peeling UnfortunateRobot then it will stop you from crying.
  9. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain UnfortunateRobot!
  10. It is bad luck to walk under UnfortunateRobot.


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tokyo Incident!
  1. Tokyo Incident can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
  2. Tokyo Incident is only six percent water.
  3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Tokyo Incident!
  4. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Tokyo Incident.
  5. Without Tokyo Incident, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  6. Tokyo Incidentomancy is the art of telling the future with Tokyo Incident!
  7. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Tokyo Incident', hated Tokyo Incident and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  8. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Tokyo Incident.
  9. Tokyo Incident can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  10. Worldwide, Tokyo Incident is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!


... Yeah. That was fun. My favorites are all the ones for a_blue_fish and "Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of shuukyou!"
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR FRIENDS PAGES. HAR HAR HAR.
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