First Shift

[gingerspeedster]

[ There's something different about Wally today. For starters, he seems freaked out. And business-like, something the barge doesn't get to see in him very often. Drake and Arthas may recognize his working face. Of course, the truly strange thing is that he doesn't seem to be moving particularly fast. In fact... ]

Thheeeeeeeerrreeeee'sss

Comments

[christ_onabike]

...Are you in fucking slow-mo?

[Kitchen filter]

Should I ask why, or is this to do with the slow mo?

[gingerspeedster]

Apparently. I'm soort of gettingthehang of it, but it's tough. I'm going to haave to be inoverdrive most of the day to keeep up. Whiich means more food.

[christ_onabike]

...Couldn't you just settle for being a bit slowed down?

[gingerspeedster]

Ii'd rather sleep. Running at the speeed I'm stuck at now, I'm pretty useless. A brief sebaticalmakesmore sense.

[christ_onabike]

So what, you're like a jumping tape or something?

[gingerspeedster]

I'm trying to adjust my speed so that I sound noormal. I don't have alot to base it off oof.

[christ_onabike]

...Sounds like a fucking pain.

[gingerspeedster]

You don't know the haalf of it. But once I find the right speed, it shouldn't be too hard to maintain.

[christ_onabike]

Keep trying, mate. You're getting there.

[gingerspeedster]

Getting cloose? Because I'm running out of things to say.